Thanks for not asking what the fuck was up with my hair.
I showed Matt the pictures, and that the the first thing out of his mouth. Before he went to bed. And left me all alone. With MIRPS. Fucking captians.
MIRPS
Multi Interagency Resource Processing System
or as I like to call it:
Mother-fucking Inept Retard Processing System
If I'm never privvy to another MIRPS burp again, it will be too soon. Not bloody likely. But no bother, I'll just continue my adoration for the Return UTF button.
I'm glad that I didn't take the out of county assignment to So. Opps., Corrin got down there just before midnight, and they made her work until 0600 and then told her that she had to pay for her own hotel room. Bastards.
But I did want to go out on the with the MCC unit, because I'm fully trained (practically the only one in the ECC) and I didn't even get offered, when they're struggling to find people, mind you, because I'm working nights, and it would just fuck everyone else's schedule up to cover my shift. I was heated until I found out the Don was taking it and Jesse was going with him. I would've been in bible study the whole fucking time because of Don, or else I would've had to endure "God's gift to women" Jesse talk about himself the whole time. Talk about himself, or tease me. Fucking dip shit.
Ugh...so yeah. My night was long and very tediously busy.
But on a happier (and to make everyone else all jealous) note:
I have (the possibillity of) a date!!!!
You know who you are girl!
I'm so excited for fatty-buttery-scary-hookered goodness...what about you!?
I showed Matt the pictures, and that the the first thing out of his mouth. Before he went to bed. And left me all alone. With MIRPS. Fucking captians.
MIRPS
Multi Interagency Resource Processing System
or as I like to call it:
Mother-fucking Inept Retard Processing System
If I'm never privvy to another MIRPS burp again, it will be too soon. Not bloody likely. But no bother, I'll just continue my adoration for the Return UTF button.

I'm glad that I didn't take the out of county assignment to So. Opps., Corrin got down there just before midnight, and they made her work until 0600 and then told her that she had to pay for her own hotel room. Bastards.
But I did want to go out on the with the MCC unit, because I'm fully trained (practically the only one in the ECC) and I didn't even get offered, when they're struggling to find people, mind you, because I'm working nights, and it would just fuck everyone else's schedule up to cover my shift. I was heated until I found out the Don was taking it and Jesse was going with him. I would've been in bible study the whole fucking time because of Don, or else I would've had to endure "God's gift to women" Jesse talk about himself the whole time. Talk about himself, or tease me. Fucking dip shit.
Ugh...so yeah. My night was long and very tediously busy.
But on a happier (and to make everyone else all jealous) note:
I have (the possibillity of) a date!!!!
You know who you are girl!

I'm so excited for fatty-buttery-scary-hookered goodness...what about you!?


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Probably has to do with Venus being in the ascendancy of Saturn or some crap like that, no doubt!