Scrigy (who is the raddest girl EVER for giving me my first Testimonial!!!) and I have started Cocaine Addicts for the Re-Introduction of Cocaine Based Coca-Cola. In short (or not so short) CARICBCC. If any of you other fiends out there want to join, let me know! 
See what happens when Im at work in the middle of the night? I cant believe that I get paid for this! Im flipping the channels between Barb Wire on Sci-Fi, and Howard Stern on E! with a mix of other random shows, as long as there are no commercials. I hate commercials and I dont get paid enough to watch them. Dont you love me??? Oh my dear sweet eyesPam Anderson in a corset and panty-hose, hooker-stripe and allshooting gunsCan hardly keep my legs shut.
There was an accident tonight, and one of the cars caught on fire. One of our engines went at scene and relayed that there was one vehicle, fully involved. As soon as I put that in CAD, CHP called to ask if I had a description of the car. I couldnt control my giggles as I replied Its black and covered in flames. It took a second before the dispatcher on the line started to laugh hysterically. A car disguised as a big ball of flames! We laughed and laughed until I remembered that we were on a recorded lineso if anyone sees/hears this on the news, you can tell your friends that you know a famous idiot (me)I was secretly hoping that the car would catch the grass on fire, and Carrizo Plains would go up likewelldried grass, but alasnothing, and my night remains boring and its only 11:24. Sigh.
Things I ponder while working the night shift:
When was the last time I ate?
Will I be awake enough to be at the beach after work?
Why cant I fall in love?
Try as I might, I cant think of the last time that I cried because of a physical hurt.
Im going to have my heart tattooed: Handle with care
The only thing that I really, truly fear is emotional pain.
I would do just about anything for an appropriate amount of money, which makes me ponder my ghastly lack of morals
If I died tomorrow, the only things Id regret would be the things that I never did.
If I killed someone, I would NEVER tell anyone, which makes me think that I have a real lack of trusting abilities, or else Im just really smart.
The jeans that Im wearing are dirty, and I dont care.
The last time I stayed up through the night was because of drugs, and to be honest, staying up all night sober isnt much different.
I really, really, really want a mohawk again, and now that Im working nightshift, I think that I just might do it.
I realized that the only (male) person that Id be willing to date at the moment is unavailable, and for the first time, Im okay with that.
My leg has been shaking uncontrollably for the past 10 hours. It feels weird when I try to keep it still.
Also, for the past 10 hours, I have done nothing to justify the amount of money that I make.
I work for the state, I get paid by the state, I get taxed by the state, a portion of state taxes go to state employee wages. SMASH THE FUCKING STATE!
You have 24 hours to live:
This being true, answer the following questions:
What was your souls purpose?
What do you regret doing?
What do you regret not doing?
What is the last thing you want to do?
Who is the last person youll talk to?
Where do you want to be when you finally die?
What will your tombstone say?
See what happens when Im at work in the middle of the night? I cant believe that I get paid for this! Im flipping the channels between Barb Wire on Sci-Fi, and Howard Stern on E! with a mix of other random shows, as long as there are no commercials. I hate commercials and I dont get paid enough to watch them. Dont you love me??? Oh my dear sweet eyesPam Anderson in a corset and panty-hose, hooker-stripe and allshooting gunsCan hardly keep my legs shut.
There was an accident tonight, and one of the cars caught on fire. One of our engines went at scene and relayed that there was one vehicle, fully involved. As soon as I put that in CAD, CHP called to ask if I had a description of the car. I couldnt control my giggles as I replied Its black and covered in flames. It took a second before the dispatcher on the line started to laugh hysterically. A car disguised as a big ball of flames! We laughed and laughed until I remembered that we were on a recorded lineso if anyone sees/hears this on the news, you can tell your friends that you know a famous idiot (me)I was secretly hoping that the car would catch the grass on fire, and Carrizo Plains would go up likewelldried grass, but alasnothing, and my night remains boring and its only 11:24. Sigh.
Things I ponder while working the night shift:
When was the last time I ate?
Will I be awake enough to be at the beach after work?
Why cant I fall in love?
Try as I might, I cant think of the last time that I cried because of a physical hurt.
Im going to have my heart tattooed: Handle with care
The only thing that I really, truly fear is emotional pain.
I would do just about anything for an appropriate amount of money, which makes me ponder my ghastly lack of morals
If I died tomorrow, the only things Id regret would be the things that I never did.
If I killed someone, I would NEVER tell anyone, which makes me think that I have a real lack of trusting abilities, or else Im just really smart.
The jeans that Im wearing are dirty, and I dont care.
The last time I stayed up through the night was because of drugs, and to be honest, staying up all night sober isnt much different.
I really, really, really want a mohawk again, and now that Im working nightshift, I think that I just might do it.
I realized that the only (male) person that Id be willing to date at the moment is unavailable, and for the first time, Im okay with that.
My leg has been shaking uncontrollably for the past 10 hours. It feels weird when I try to keep it still.
Also, for the past 10 hours, I have done nothing to justify the amount of money that I make.
I work for the state, I get paid by the state, I get taxed by the state, a portion of state taxes go to state employee wages. SMASH THE FUCKING STATE!
You have 24 hours to live:
This being true, answer the following questions:
What was your souls purpose?
What do you regret doing?
What do you regret not doing?
What is the last thing you want to do?
Who is the last person youll talk to?
Where do you want to be when you finally die?
What will your tombstone say?
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i used to finish at 7am too.. 12 hour shifts! now i start at 7am 'til 7pm - now that i have a right to bitch about!
now if you're watchin the history channel, shall i guess there's nothin much better on?
and i loooove family guy. i just woke up today to a family guy episode i had playin on repeat since last night. i do that a lot.