Sunday May 15, 2005

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I just got off the phone with my sweet Keysha. She's drunk and she's really emotional. She said that she loves me, that she hasn't felt this way about a girl before...about a man before...She said that when I left she cried for a week and that she doesn't think that I know how much she misses me and that I broke her heart...

I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.
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brightredscream:
That's so sad *hugs*
But in a way so damn beautiful and touching <3

I hope you slept well.

As for Wal-Mart - they're going to be sad that they met me wink
chazisdead:
Hmm...Im not sure my brand of humor will help this situation but here it goes.

Last night I awoke to see a small man sitting on my chest. He had a little red pointed hat on, a yellow t-shirt, little blue shorts (that were to short for their own good), and little brown sandals. He just sat their and glared at me for about a minute then he said.

"Well, hey their ass hole!"

I asked who he was and he replied

"It don't matter who I be! What does matter is that I know what you do! I live under your bed! I see the boogers you stick under the mattress! I have to sleep under them! Stop it I say! Just stop!"

And with that he kicked me in the genitals and jumped off the bed. Was he real? I dont know. But I do know one thing. No more picking my nose and wiping it under the bed. Or maybe Ill just get some bug bombs and throw them under the bed tomorrow.

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