GEORGE BUSH MEETS WITH QUEEN OF ENGLAND..
HE ASKS HER, "YOUR MAJESTY, HOW DO YOU RUN SUCH AN EFFICIENT GOVERNMENT? ARE THERE ANY TIPS YOU CAN GIVE TO ME?
"WELL," SAYS THE QUEEN, "THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE."
"BUT, YOUR MAJESTY, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE?" ASKS BUSH.
THE QUEEN TAKES A SIP OF TEA. "OH, THAT'S EASY. YOU JUST ASK THEM TO ANSWER AN INTELLIGENT RIDDLE." THE QUEEN PUSHES A BUTTON ON HER INTERM. "PLEASE SEND TONY BLAIR IN HERE, WOULD YOU?"
TONY BLAIR WALKS INTO THE ROOM. "YES, MY QUEEN?"
THE QUEEN SMILES "ANSWER ME THIS, PLEASE, TONY. YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER HAVE A CHILD. IT IS NOT YOUR BROTHER AND IT IS NOT YOUR SISTER. WHO IS IT?"
WITHOUT PAUSING FOR A MOMENT, TONY BLAIR ANSWERS, "WELL, YOUR MAJESTY, THAT WOULD BE ME."
"YES, VERY GOOD," SAYS THE QUEEN.
BUSH GOES BACK HOME TO ASK DICK CHENY, HIS VICE PRESIDENT, THE SAME QUESTION "DICK, ANSWER THIS FOR ME. YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER HAVE A CHILD. IT IS NOT YOUR BROTHER AND IT IS NOT YOUR SISTER. WHO IS IT?
"I'M NOT SURE." SAYS CHENEY, "LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE."
CHENEY GOES TO HIS ADVISORS AND ASKS EVERY ONE, BUT NONE CAN GIVE HIM AN ANSWER. FINALLY, HE ENDS UP IN THE MEN'S ROOM AND RECOGNIZES COLIN POWELL'S SHOES IN THE NEXT STALL. CHENEY SHOUTS, "COLIN! CAN YOU ANSWER THIS FOR ME? YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER HAVE A CHILD AND IT IS NOT YOUR BROTHER NOR YOUR SISTER. WHO IS IT? COLIN POWELL YELLS BACK, "THAT'S VERY EASY. IT'S ME!"
CHENY SMILES, AND SAY, "THANKS!" THEN, CHENEY GOES BACK TO SPEAK WITH BUSH. "SAY, I DID SOME RESEARCH AND I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE. IT'S COLIN POWELL."
BUSH GETS UP, STOMPS OVER TO CHENEY AND ANGRILY YELLS INTO HIS FACE,
"NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"
Holy fuck, we are so screwed!
If you haven't seen this site yet, go here:
Sorry Everybody...
and laugh...it's worth a good chuckle at least...
SG gets plugged by Questionable Content...a GREAT comic! If you're not already checking it out, you really should be! The art has progressed amazingly, and the story line will hook you! Check it out at least!
Everyone's Favorite Naked Goth Girls...
Good night and goodbye.
HE ASKS HER, "YOUR MAJESTY, HOW DO YOU RUN SUCH AN EFFICIENT GOVERNMENT? ARE THERE ANY TIPS YOU CAN GIVE TO ME?
"WELL," SAYS THE QUEEN, "THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE."
"BUT, YOUR MAJESTY, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE?" ASKS BUSH.
THE QUEEN TAKES A SIP OF TEA. "OH, THAT'S EASY. YOU JUST ASK THEM TO ANSWER AN INTELLIGENT RIDDLE." THE QUEEN PUSHES A BUTTON ON HER INTERM. "PLEASE SEND TONY BLAIR IN HERE, WOULD YOU?"
TONY BLAIR WALKS INTO THE ROOM. "YES, MY QUEEN?"
THE QUEEN SMILES "ANSWER ME THIS, PLEASE, TONY. YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER HAVE A CHILD. IT IS NOT YOUR BROTHER AND IT IS NOT YOUR SISTER. WHO IS IT?"
WITHOUT PAUSING FOR A MOMENT, TONY BLAIR ANSWERS, "WELL, YOUR MAJESTY, THAT WOULD BE ME."
"YES, VERY GOOD," SAYS THE QUEEN.
BUSH GOES BACK HOME TO ASK DICK CHENY, HIS VICE PRESIDENT, THE SAME QUESTION "DICK, ANSWER THIS FOR ME. YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER HAVE A CHILD. IT IS NOT YOUR BROTHER AND IT IS NOT YOUR SISTER. WHO IS IT?
"I'M NOT SURE." SAYS CHENEY, "LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE."
CHENEY GOES TO HIS ADVISORS AND ASKS EVERY ONE, BUT NONE CAN GIVE HIM AN ANSWER. FINALLY, HE ENDS UP IN THE MEN'S ROOM AND RECOGNIZES COLIN POWELL'S SHOES IN THE NEXT STALL. CHENEY SHOUTS, "COLIN! CAN YOU ANSWER THIS FOR ME? YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER HAVE A CHILD AND IT IS NOT YOUR BROTHER NOR YOUR SISTER. WHO IS IT? COLIN POWELL YELLS BACK, "THAT'S VERY EASY. IT'S ME!"
CHENY SMILES, AND SAY, "THANKS!" THEN, CHENEY GOES BACK TO SPEAK WITH BUSH. "SAY, I DID SOME RESEARCH AND I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE. IT'S COLIN POWELL."
BUSH GETS UP, STOMPS OVER TO CHENEY AND ANGRILY YELLS INTO HIS FACE,
"NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"
Holy fuck, we are so screwed!
If you haven't seen this site yet, go here:
Sorry Everybody...
and laugh...it's worth a good chuckle at least...
SG gets plugged by Questionable Content...a GREAT comic! If you're not already checking it out, you really should be! The art has progressed amazingly, and the story line will hook you! Check it out at least!
Everyone's Favorite Naked Goth Girls...
Good night and goodbye.
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I have a feeling it may be repeated from my self to others.