randomrockstar

Whoa...is it just me or has shit changed!?

I'm glad that yesterday is finally over. Now to get through today. I fully expect this:

My car will break down.
My boyfriend will dump me.
My cat will die.
I will get fired.
I will somehow end up losing the use of my right arm and left leg.
My house willl burn down.
I will get arrested and convicted for a murder that I, subsequently, will not have committed.
My family will disown me.
I will become someone's bitch in prision, because I have not the use of my right arm and right leg.
I will go insane (more so than currently).
I will be sent to a prision for the legally insane (which is actually a funny term, because "insane" is only legal terminology and not medical).

God Damn. I could be a mother fucking country singer if all that happened. AND THEN I could sell out and make millions...but what the fuck good is any of that if I've had part of my frontal lobe removed after months of unsuccessful electro-shock therapy, to be left strapped to a bed for the rest of my life?...

I need to sleep.