Your guilty conscious may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for the cold-hearted Republicans to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and RULE YOU LIKE A KING!!!
This St. Valentines Day will be the best in my whole 22 years on this destitute dimension. I can't wait!
I actually slept last night...until like 0430 or something, when I woke up and...
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This St. Valentines Day will be the best in my whole 22 years on this destitute dimension. I can't wait!
I actually slept last night...until like 0430 or something, when I woke up and...
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yeknomyknuf:
thank you the comment. Don't feel bad , most SG membres take about 5 months average to figure out what my name is, unless they just give in and ask 
It isn't meant to be a puzzle, I just came up with it a million years ago when I first got addicted to aol and all that interweb jazz- because funky monkey is always taken. Glad you get to see your UK boi soon! 
You two are a cute couple.
It isn't meant to be a puzzle, I just came up with it a million years ago when I first got addicted to aol and all that interweb jazz- because funky monkey is always taken. Glad you get to see your UK boi soon! You two are a cute couple.
irishwunda:
Did you ever save that poem I wrote you?
"Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"
This is the first time in a long time that I can't wait for the sun to rise so I don't feel like a freak.
I wish that I had someone to be noctournal with. I'M SO FUCKING BORED!!!
This is the first time in a long time that I can't wait for the sun to rise so I don't feel like a freak.
I wish that I had someone to be noctournal with. I'M SO FUCKING BORED!!!
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theslant:
Thursday night/Friday morning I found someone to stay up all night with. We listened to Jeff Buckley and watched CKY vids til 5 in the morning.
Hey, do you play bass?!
Hey, do you play bass?!
panthro:
i don't think that would be a problem. i've got 2 cats of my own!
I finally got my passport in the mail. The picture looks hideous! It will surely terrify all airport personnel...but I'm okay with that.
So here it is, 2100 hrs, and I woke up only an hour ago. I'm noctournal now...me likey! I think that I'll put on loads of unnecessary makeup and go to Pismo to do some writing. It's a long drive, and I'm...
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So here it is, 2100 hrs, and I woke up only an hour ago. I'm noctournal now...me likey! I think that I'll put on loads of unnecessary makeup and go to Pismo to do some writing. It's a long drive, and I'm...
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rude_ruca:
hi 
I've been kinda quiet on here in the last week or so, cause, well, I break it down in my latest journal, but I wanted to swing by here and see what your latest adventure was. You even make antiquing sound incredibly fun. Wish you were closer. I need a good GIRL freind to lean on at the mo (my heavy laod of guy freinds JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!!! 
)
I've been kinda quiet on here in the last week or so, cause, well, I break it down in my latest journal, but I wanted to swing by here and see what your latest adventure was. You even make antiquing sound incredibly fun. Wish you were closer. I need a good GIRL freind to lean on at the mo (my heavy laod of guy freinds JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!!! )
baby_c:
hey beautiful. i dont think youll break down. your a strong gurl. just look at it as fun. i need one of those passprt thinys. im goin to europe next year. so i better get one. but love ya i gotta go 
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thepsychicbunny:
Weeeeell
At least we know now.
Bush! Hur hur hur.
At least we know now.
Bush! Hur hur hur.
rainwolfkin:
why so grouchy? 
i'm kind of just swinging by to say hello. i've heard loads of great stuff about you. you must be an amazing lady.
i'm kind of just swinging by to say hello. i've heard loads of great stuff about you. you must be an amazing lady.
Ummmm...yeah.
Ever have an out of body experience? How about feeling like you could tear your skin off. Like you could be something totally different underneath, longing to escape. The air you're breathing just isn't right and there's something more than just a little off with the water coming out of the tap. Or like there's millions of tiny ants crawling underneath your flesh. Did...
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Ever have an out of body experience? How about feeling like you could tear your skin off. Like you could be something totally different underneath, longing to escape. The air you're breathing just isn't right and there's something more than just a little off with the water coming out of the tap. Or like there's millions of tiny ants crawling underneath your flesh. Did...
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agata:
ive done worse. abit mindlessly tho. when i was in secondary school, i tried to freak some bully out by stabbing a pen knife through my wrist. It worked, but i was exceptionatly fuckin lucky that i missed all the veins n arteries. cool lil scar tho.
august_rain:
i do too! It's about a girl who is lawful and her companion, a dragon( who can take the form of an elf)! and their many adventures and such!
Fuck.
Back on night shift. Wasn't I just off nights? I guess about a month ago.
Fuck.
One more month. Slavewire is coming back in February. It's too far away now...I want him to be here now...and I won't let him leave this time!
I'm no Superman...
Back on night shift. Wasn't I just off nights? I guess about a month ago.
Fuck.
One more month. Slavewire is coming back in February. It's too far away now...I want him to be here now...and I won't let him leave this time!
I'm no Superman...
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slavewire:
have i told you recently how great you are??
and you have my permission to tie me up and not let me leave btw...
watchin Garden State now.. have you seen it?
(my eyes go like this when i think of you
)
and you have my permission to tie me up and not let me leave btw...
watchin Garden State now.. have you seen it?
(my eyes go like this when i think of you
)
anbuvampyre:
TOLD YOU NIGHT SHIFT SUCKS!
ARG! Carlow...thanks a ton!...
You've been tagged!
1. Seven things to do before I die:
a. Drive a Ferrari
b. Have at least 50% (at least...) of my body surface tattooed
c. Sky dive
d. Save the world
e. Go back to Alaska
f. Fall in love with the same person all over again
g. ...and again and again and again...
2....
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You've been tagged!
1. Seven things to do before I die:
a. Drive a Ferrari
b. Have at least 50% (at least...) of my body surface tattooed
c. Sky dive
d. Save the world
e. Go back to Alaska
f. Fall in love with the same person all over again
g. ...and again and again and again...
2....
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So...New Year's Resolutions...underrated? Overrated? Do you make one every year? Do you keep them? What is yours this year?
Mine is to be back down to 130 lbs.
Wishful thinking never hurt anyone...I'd be a fucking rail at 130 lbs...like before...but I'd feel so much better about myself. Thanks to my Goelecler and Douros influences, I'm forever graced with a big butt and hips, but...
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Mine is to be back down to 130 lbs.
Wishful thinking never hurt anyone...I'd be a fucking rail at 130 lbs...like before...but I'd feel so much better about myself. Thanks to my Goelecler and Douros influences, I'm forever graced with a big butt and hips, but...
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slavewire:
i'm back in the internet world and can leave you comments again! 
as for your previous journal entry - i can't wait to see your long hair!!
and i can't wait to kiss you again!
to feel your soft lips against mine.. to taste you.. touch you.. run my hands through your long dark hair.. and whisper sweet sexy things in your ear..........
miss you....
as for your previous journal entry - i can't wait to see your long hair!!
and i can't wait to kiss you again!
to feel your soft lips against mine.. to taste you.. touch you.. run my hands through your long dark hair.. and whisper sweet sexy things in your ear..........
miss you....
carlow:
You've been tagged!
1. Seven things to do before I die
2. Seven things I cannot do
3. Seven things that attract me to Calgary
4. Seven things I say most often
5. Seven books (or series) that I love
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
7. Seven people I want to join in, too.
1. Seven things to do before I die
2. Seven things I cannot do
3. Seven things that attract me to Calgary
4. Seven things I say most often
5. Seven books (or series) that I love
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
7. Seven people I want to join in, too.
I have black hair again! Yay! It was just too light brown for a while...I'd not died it since September, and I needed a change. When I feel like that, I normally do something drastic like chop all my hair off, but it's been growing for over a year since my mohawk and I've only cut the bangs, which I know is nasty. I need...
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carlow:
Just wait til they start using Doritos and Dr. Pepper. It'd damned near impossible to catch the priest, though... he'd be running out of there in Nike shoes!
thepsychicbunny:
You like the O.C. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh wait I was kidding, put the knife down, put it down, noooooo, aaaaarrrrghhhhhhh.............
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Merry fucking non-denominational holiday to everyone.
I was enjoying a nice transatlantic-sleepy-time-"Merry Christmas"-conversation with my Alex when some idiot broad got on the phone and kept repeating "Your call cannot be continued". Fuck that bitch. I hope she dies.
Ho ho ho.
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carlow:
Hey there... so, what did Santa bring ya?
slavewire:
i know!! i hate that fuckin bitch!!
(i'll call you when i get home!)
(i'll call you when i get home!)
I'm all alone for Christmas it seems...how sad. Wait. Do I have to say that I'm all alone for the "holidays"? Why is it that people are so obsessed with political correctness?
In times where our country, our WORLD, is in a state of prepetual chaos (even though; YAY for chaos!), and poverty and SIN (oh, YAY for sin too!), we are worried about weather...
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In times where our country, our WORLD, is in a state of prepetual chaos (even though; YAY for chaos!), and poverty and SIN (oh, YAY for sin too!), we are worried about weather...
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automatic:
I know all about being all alone on Christmas! So hey, drink up annnnnnnnd MERRY X-MASS!
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF BEING DIFFERENT IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!
I don't know why this is hitting me just now...but I am not a unique snowflake...
FUCK!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
*Jumps up and down, onto the ground, kicking and punching, pounding and screaming in fashion of tantrum throwing spoiled brat, then gets back...
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I don't know why this is hitting me just now...but I am not a unique snowflake...
FUCK!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
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slavewire:
you're pretty unique to me!!
frankalina:
i wouldn't worry about that. u are definately one of a kind it seems....
xoxo
Frankie
xoxo
Frankie