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This joke really made me giggle! Thankee s'much Goblintcat!!!
ARRR!!! ArrR. Totally ARrr. ARRR!!!

Q:how many new school punkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: three. one to grab a ladder and bulb. the second to kick the ladder out from under punker number 1, and the third to talk about how punk rawk it was.



Philthy Phil Philanthropist.

Someone tell me why its...
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synfull:
high school was when i first went crazy. but no one tortured me. i split myself open (all while holding a realistic smile on the outside, getting straight A's, playing baseball and having a crew of friends who got drunk every weekend)...my reunion comes up this summer...I will NOT be attending.
xxnecroxx:
High school has to be the worst part of anyones life....it's such an emotional roller coaster....arrrrr! But we made it through it...we're alright now smile
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Philthy Phil Philanthropist.

Someone tell me why its cool to be gay or bi now. It sure wasnt cool in 2000, when I was in high school. What the fuck difference does 5 years make!? If I see any more girls acting gay in public, Im gonna fucking vomit. These fuck-asses had to wait for people like me to pave the way for them, and...
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shawn_:
I think that it is a requirement for all high scholls that they need to have those kids. Otherwise what school would take them?
brightredscream:
Do I ever agree....
I kept my bisexuality hidden all through high school - but I had a close group of friends who I was very huggy and kissy with....
And we always got asked if we were dykes or lesbians and people would yell "eww that's so fucking sick"....

Now I go to a club - these same girls are grinding on each other and licking the same lolly pop like little porn star wannabes.
It's so bloody pathetic!
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Fenway is AWOL. My apartment isnt that big, but there are lots of places that she likes to hide. I need to find her so I can give her the meds that the vet-doctor gave me. She must know, and thats why shes hiding. Smarter than I give her credit for, she is.

Ive had no less than two calls running at the same time...
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mslion:
Oh no! What was it?

and I posted a joke for you. Kinda silly, but it made me laugh smile

Off to bed again...have a good night! biggrin
frantic:
oh yeah kenny kenny can be pretty forward too.....
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YES!!! Dennis Leary - Locked and Loaded, uncut, uncensored on Comedy Central!!!

This is me at work... blackeyed
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mslion:
That friend was my boss at my first real job and she was forever trying to hook me up with Trampas smile Just think, if things had worked out according to her ultimate design, I'd be half of "Dana & Trampas" eeek I think I just scared myself a little biggrin

I know the feeling of "everyone has my name"...there were 4 or 5 Dana's in my high school graduating class--not easy at a time when you're trying to forge your own identity, right? At least when I went off to college, I was the only one I knew smile

And now it's 5:30 am and I haven't been to bed yet, so off I go smile Have a good night!
mslion:
see, gettin' me all distracted with the quiz wink Now I really have to go to bed. I'll never get up tomorrow biggrin

Good night kiss
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Rigor Mortis Saloon - Come in and get stiff.

So I says ta dis guy, I says; "ya turdle's got a wicked sense-a-humor, but he's gotta work on 'is delivery."

Im bored. I have money. Because both of the preceding statements are true, I just spent $70 at the SG on-line shop! Holy shit! Ill kick myself for it all night or at least until...
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geist81:
glad you had a good evening morning dove, hopefully no more bitching from the engines. later

-the geist
shawn_:
I hope that you enjoy what you about. Yes, too much money and too much time on my hands always leads to trouble.
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My bloodlust is on. Every night at dawn.
I'm back workin' the nights. Oh, I'm back workin' the board. No time for hunting, no time for sleeping, no time for anything but...
Workin' the board. Workin the night.
From dusk 'till dawn.

Im bored. I have money. Because both of the preceding statements are true, I just spent $70 at the SG on-line shop! Holy...
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slavewire:
i'm glad you like biggrin

another fav is "free your mind" and "tech-support".
there's quite a few earlier ones that aren't on there anymore.. but they're all on dvd now, which is very tempting....

when i finally visit the states, (hometown Hell? sounds good to me!) i'll definitely come and say hi. and get high. and watch cartoons, and listen to Horrorpops.. i have their album too smile
slavewire:
tongue
well it's not morning here my dear.. it's lunchtime!!
and you kick ass too....

i actually haven't been on that site for a while, there's so many new ones i haven't seen.. so going through them now. the guy does a new one every 2 weeks.
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"Why was there bacon in the soap!?!?!"

Hello. My name is Eryn, and I used to be a Weezer fan
Beverly Hills. What a crock of shit. I normally dont talk about bands selling out, because in the very basic sense of having a record deal means that youre selling out for something, and Im not saying that theres anything wrong with it, cause if...
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geist81:
and yes you are that cool. check your email.

-the geist
bleeder:
NOFX is awesome!
I like 'So long and thanks' and 'Ribbed'.
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"Why was there bacon in the soap!?!?!"

Hello. My name is Eryn, and I used to be a Weezer fan
Beverly Hills. What a crock of shit. I normally dont talk about bands selling out, because in the very basic sense of having a record deal means that youre selling out for something, and Im not saying that theres anything wrong with it, cause if...
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synfull:
"...I could always use fresh blood"

then come sink your teeth into me
anbuvampyre:
("\(o,o)/") Throw Em Up! ("\(o,o)/")
Explosions In The Sky
("\(o,o)/") Throw Em Up! ("\(o,o)/")

they are amazing, no lyrics they are really hard to explain, you should really check them out, most everyone i have exposed to them really liked them, the bird plastered all over the site is the one they have tattooed

you carry around a notebook and pen all the time? thats sweet, i sculpt and... you cant really care stuff around with you =(

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And then the people under the stairs dragged her to the floor, and feasted on her fresh flesh
That wouldve been a much better ending to the movie. I waited and waited to get scared. It never happened.

One more hour. One more. Hour. One. More. Hour.and thirty minutes.

The Bravery's An Honest Mistake video is pretty cool.

It seems a terrible waste of a...
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big_slikk:
I was actually thinking about that movie the other day. I haven't seen it in years! i used to love it, it's probably all cheesy to watch now. Just like Ghost in the Machine with the 2 kids and the serial killer.
shawn_:
How can your writtings be a waste of time?
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Why do good things change and bad things seem doomed to stay the same?
So instead of going home and going to bed like I should have, I went to the beach and listened to music for a while. It was foggy and empty at the end of the pier, and even though I had my headphones on, in a way it was silent. The...
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big_slikk:
biggrin Okay now peeps are gonna see a one-sided conversation in our journals. They will be kinda confused unless they look around for the rest of it. Alright i guess i'll hit the sack right now... if my eyes will let me.

Have a great day at work, as great as it can get at work anyway.
big_slikk:
Yeah it this is just about IM anyway right?
damn someone just logged in to YIM... no sleep for me just yet, two days off anyway!
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I just saw "Bleed Like Me" on VH1. Shirley Manson is beautiful. I watched the music video and remembered why I was a Garbage fan. When I was younger, I thought she was a beautiful bad-ass, and I wanted to be like her...
Right after that I saw The Vines "Ride" I've always liked that song, but the video is rad.

Things I ponder while...
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carnalascetic:
What was your souls purpose? To finding out if I had a soul and why
What do you regret doing? believing liars
What do you regret not doing? returning the same love to one girl who loved me
What is the last thing you want to do? hang with friends
Who is the last person youll talk to? mi madre
Where do you want to be when you finally die? hidden away somewhere in the garage so I stink up the place for weeks to come
What will your tombstone say? SKS, Rest In Peace buddy...you owe me rent money by the way
anbuvampyre:
yeah deff right now im thinking a purple octopus and a little bird that i think every member of my favorite band has tattooed on their wrist
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Scrigy (who is the raddest girl EVER for giving me my first Testimonial!!!) and I have started Cocaine Addicts for the Re-Introduction of Cocaine Based Coca-Cola. In short (or not so short) CARICBCC. If any of you other fiends out there want to join, let me know! wink

See what happens when Im at work in the middle of the night? I cant believe that I...
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slavewire:
it's ok, i'm always bitching too, even though the truth is i do fuck-all at work and my friends envy me. it's just that i'd rather be doin somethin i have a passion for. *sigh*

i used to finish at 7am too.. 12 hour shifts! now i start at 7am 'til 7pm - now that i have a right to bitch about!
now if you're watchin the history channel, shall i guess there's nothin much better on?
slavewire:
how could anyone Not like invader zim! i have all 3 dvds and also got 4 other people into it. if i die tomorrow at least i know my job here was done..


and i loooove family guy. i just woke up today to a family guy episode i had playin on repeat since last night. i do that a lot.