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Lesson of the day: dont play the stock market when you're stoned. Bad ideas seem good and money loses all meaning,

Oh how i wish i had stuck to playing Tony Hawks Pro Skater and eating dairy milk,

Give a man a degree and he thinks he knows it all - i am the fool eating pie humble.

22! How depressing is that? Good job i'm still really 17 deep down.

Cheers to everyone who randomly wished me happy birthday yesterday.

My word of the day is "vicarious". Quite possibly my favourite word.

Work was well funny last night.

We tried an experiment to see who had a sense of humour by serving customers in "Trailer Voices" (you know that guy with the deep voice who says stuff like "IT WAS A TIME OF HEROES(AH)."

Not surprsingly most people didnt find it funny, especially if one of us said "IT WAS A TIME OF LATE FEES(AH)".

Lighten up...
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i think i ate somet bad today.