Monday Jan 09, 2006

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lasnight i tried to take a shot of crown royal but instead of hitting my stomach, it landed in my lungs. it was the most painful thing next to watcing daytime television. but dont worry i fully recoverd.
in other news
i had a boring newyears, like always. but i sure did make quite a few ladies look fabolous.

im off to give my beagle doggies a bath because they smell pretty rotton.

i got new eye shadow:
the pink carpet+makeover+ spectra = hot sex



i got new eye shadow:
the pink carpet+makeover+ spectra = hot sex

ps 16 days till my birthday!
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brighteye:
ah ok artistic license it is then. that I can certainly live with...and sorry must be the former high school newspaper editor geek in me coming out...you do know you mispelled caffeine? (had to look that one up,,,doesn't follow the 'ol i before e except after c rule) tongue

your drawings, collages and photo series really speak to me...with a bit of a scandanavian accent...goes down sweet like candy followed by a bit of acid reflux

ok i will stop with the metaphors now.
mysweetisrael:
I once choked on Everclear and blew it out my nose. That was the worst pain I've ever felt. It was like battery acid on my mucus glands. Woohoo!

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