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Hmmm, so its time for a new post? OK, what should I say? I don't really have anything interesting I'm afraid. I should probably start a daily list of all the exciting people I interview at work, along with the amusing things Eric says.

Todays winner was a girl who was so thin that we were worried her legs would break if she got up too fast. Not meaning to make fun but she definitely looked Ethiopian, circa 1985. Also her face was equally "fat-free" so she gave the appearance of one of the aliens from South Park. I didn't hire her, but not because of that.

Oooo, that reminds me, there was another one earlier, she had a birth mark on her face. Not just on her face, on her nose. It was round, and right on the tip, almost perfectly positioned as if she had fallen asleep at the table, slipped forward and her nose landed in her chocolate Ice Cream. Just as I started that interview my nose started to itch (I've been sick lately), but I dare not scratch it, in case she thought I was being sarcastic.

Eric didn't have too much to say today except about some girl with big boobs and what he would do with them. I forget what exactly, but I'm sure his Doctor wouldn't approve.