On line dating: The names have been changed to protect the innocent...
Where do I begin? There are a lot of interesting women out there. No wonder I have a cat.
Julie, petite, kind , and sang in a band. A recent transplant from L.A. got mean when she drank.
Erin, Didn't look at all like her pictures, ha ha, the whole eve. kept trying to covert me to what she was looking for, almost desperately, reminded me of Meg Ryan, not a turn on by the way.
Penny, Not really an on line girl, but met through friends, half Polynesian half Spanish, yes that's a turn on. She kissed me first mind you, on more than one occasion, then via e-mail "One day you'll make some girl very happy, I'm just not that girl" --You called me remember!? I never replied...
Lindsey, We e-mailed a few times, I took out an add on Craig's list for short term fun, she replied saying she didn't want anything serious(along with 30 plus other flirts) we played phone tag, then it happened....she drunk dialed me at midnight on a Friday.
Evidently she considers herself a philosopher, and was amazed to hear my definition of sensual, she asked for it. I think I ruined it for all guys under 30 for her.(sorry bros)
She said I'll give you category you make up something sensual, she said "Wine" (not hard to figure out she had been drinking all night) To which I replied easy, Just the right music(your choice) candle light(or take turns blind folded) a good selection of desert wines, ports, deep reds, and purples, all sweet, moist and creamy, then melt a small piece of dark chocolate in your mouth, and we take turns sipping wine and kissing the next flavor back and forth. I don't think she was ready for it, cuz she keeps calling me but when I call her back she doesn't answer or call back for days, (denial of inner desires)
Then there was Robbi, Maybe I wanted it too bad, tried too hard, too much eye contact, not enough, I don't know we went out we had so much fun, so much in common. There was an obvious chemistry, I don't make out for five minutes on the first date(usually) She looked better than her pictures, was very good conversation, I made her laugh about fifty times. (not unusual I have a really, really, big, huge, since of humor.) Then we made plans to hang out for a Saturday, go to a concert, whatever ya know... She never called, if you ask me she got scared. Too cool for school, I was bummed dude, I had gotten my hopes up.
I still do have the hopes out there for that one....
Billy Gene, She sends me this e-mail "My daughter and husband just left for the week end, I've got a bottle of wine and don't want to drink it alone...." You get the idea, it's safe to say I didn't reply to that one.
Jennie, Student at San Jose state replying to my add on CL "I've been working on my thesis for months now, I'm sooo bored"
Not that looks are everything but she sent a picture from 100 yards away, in snowboard clothing, with her eyes closed. And said this is the most recent one (lie to me send a pic of someone else come on!!!)
Then there are the random e-mailers, you know the ones, they stick and move like boxing, send you an out of focus pic, then say how hot you are, then nothing, what kind of neurosis is that? Don't get me wrong I love neurotic people!!! I don't have a choice everyone I know is.
Then there's the guys... ah yes the add read like this " Hi I'm five foot six one hundred twenty pounds...." I'm thinkin sweet!
the HE goes on to say most people say i look more like a girl than a guy. He was very polite and not offensive, and spoke of wanting to please me on the bed while I play a video game, to which I replied good luck in your search, I don't roll that way. Another guy scolded me for taking out an add for short term fun. The nerve. He said "No girl wants to be used bro" and on he lectured, no girl will reply to your add.....I didn't have the heart to tell him more girls probably replied to that one add than turned him down his whole life. Oh well.
So I'm off to post again on some random site, wish me luck in getting over the one who broke my heart.
Thanks for listing all.
Where do I begin? There are a lot of interesting women out there. No wonder I have a cat.
Julie, petite, kind , and sang in a band. A recent transplant from L.A. got mean when she drank.
Erin, Didn't look at all like her pictures, ha ha, the whole eve. kept trying to covert me to what she was looking for, almost desperately, reminded me of Meg Ryan, not a turn on by the way.
Penny, Not really an on line girl, but met through friends, half Polynesian half Spanish, yes that's a turn on. She kissed me first mind you, on more than one occasion, then via e-mail "One day you'll make some girl very happy, I'm just not that girl" --You called me remember!? I never replied...
Lindsey, We e-mailed a few times, I took out an add on Craig's list for short term fun, she replied saying she didn't want anything serious(along with 30 plus other flirts) we played phone tag, then it happened....she drunk dialed me at midnight on a Friday.
Evidently she considers herself a philosopher, and was amazed to hear my definition of sensual, she asked for it. I think I ruined it for all guys under 30 for her.(sorry bros)
She said I'll give you category you make up something sensual, she said "Wine" (not hard to figure out she had been drinking all night) To which I replied easy, Just the right music(your choice) candle light(or take turns blind folded) a good selection of desert wines, ports, deep reds, and purples, all sweet, moist and creamy, then melt a small piece of dark chocolate in your mouth, and we take turns sipping wine and kissing the next flavor back and forth. I don't think she was ready for it, cuz she keeps calling me but when I call her back she doesn't answer or call back for days, (denial of inner desires)
Then there was Robbi, Maybe I wanted it too bad, tried too hard, too much eye contact, not enough, I don't know we went out we had so much fun, so much in common. There was an obvious chemistry, I don't make out for five minutes on the first date(usually) She looked better than her pictures, was very good conversation, I made her laugh about fifty times. (not unusual I have a really, really, big, huge, since of humor.) Then we made plans to hang out for a Saturday, go to a concert, whatever ya know... She never called, if you ask me she got scared. Too cool for school, I was bummed dude, I had gotten my hopes up.
I still do have the hopes out there for that one....
Billy Gene, She sends me this e-mail "My daughter and husband just left for the week end, I've got a bottle of wine and don't want to drink it alone...." You get the idea, it's safe to say I didn't reply to that one.
Jennie, Student at San Jose state replying to my add on CL "I've been working on my thesis for months now, I'm sooo bored"
Not that looks are everything but she sent a picture from 100 yards away, in snowboard clothing, with her eyes closed. And said this is the most recent one (lie to me send a pic of someone else come on!!!)
Then there are the random e-mailers, you know the ones, they stick and move like boxing, send you an out of focus pic, then say how hot you are, then nothing, what kind of neurosis is that? Don't get me wrong I love neurotic people!!! I don't have a choice everyone I know is.
Then there's the guys... ah yes the add read like this " Hi I'm five foot six one hundred twenty pounds...." I'm thinkin sweet!
the HE goes on to say most people say i look more like a girl than a guy. He was very polite and not offensive, and spoke of wanting to please me on the bed while I play a video game, to which I replied good luck in your search, I don't roll that way. Another guy scolded me for taking out an add for short term fun. The nerve. He said "No girl wants to be used bro" and on he lectured, no girl will reply to your add.....I didn't have the heart to tell him more girls probably replied to that one add than turned him down his whole life. Oh well.
So I'm off to post again on some random site, wish me luck in getting over the one who broke my heart.
Thanks for listing all.
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As always
FUUUUCK YOOOUUU!!!
Smiles...
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[Edited on Mar 24, 2005 7:04AM]
Shoot me an email sometime,; we need to hang. We've a lot in common, I think.
Later.
Mark