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so today is the day i fly back to the UK. i'm not looking forward to having the americans at the airport flip out about my shoes again.
but i am happy that my dad is taking me to the truckstop gift shop on the way to the airport to buy a cowgirl hate. oops, i meant cowgirl hat. if i can find a cheap...
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but i am happy that my dad is taking me to the truckstop gift shop on the way to the airport to buy a cowgirl hate. oops, i meant cowgirl hat. if i can find a cheap...
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vixen:
Awww... I hear you. I hate all the stupid stuff you have to go through to get on a damn plane. Have a great trip/flight though!!!
things i've missed about ohio (or perhaps, things i've missed because i live in london):
-the smell of snow
-getting stuck behind salt trucks
-truck stops
-people wearing carharts because they're functional (not because they're fashionable)
-blueberry pancakes (maple syrup optional)
-dramatic weather conditions
-sitting in the car while someone else washes it
-big cars
-big roads
-big portions
-big people
-big ***** (did i...
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-the smell of snow
-getting stuck behind salt trucks
-truck stops
-people wearing carharts because they're functional (not because they're fashionable)
-blueberry pancakes (maple syrup optional)
-dramatic weather conditions
-sitting in the car while someone else washes it
-big cars
-big roads
-big portions
-big people
-big ***** (did i...
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blck_flwrsplease:
thats awesome - live bait from vending machines -ha -
suicidedoggie:
"everyone loves rubber chickens" - wtf?!! 
Lobster-like I crawled indeed!
English stuff I missed when in OH:
- greasy fry ups
- pubs and real ale
- crossing a Thames bridge on a cold clear day
- taramasalata
- self deprecating humour/Brit com
- swearing
- green fields, country lanes, and walking along the banks of rivers and canals (I must move to the country soon)
- Lotus, Caterhams, other mad British machines and the ability legally to go over 55 mph
- good curries, Thai, Vietnamese, and mezze
Columbus/Delaware stuff I miss when in the yUK:
- the Hamburger Inn
- Mexican food (in supermarkets as well as every street corner)
- Wendy's Spicy Chicken Combo
- automatic refills
- football
- the space and sky
- general standard of living
- Shadowbox Cabaret
- Riverside Drive going north of Dublin
- Bluestone stream/walk
- ma dawg...
Hmmm... strikes me I need to move out of London and into the countryside. I used to love Yorkshire...
Lobster-like I crawled indeed!
English stuff I missed when in OH:
- greasy fry ups
- pubs and real ale
- crossing a Thames bridge on a cold clear day
- taramasalata
- self deprecating humour/Brit com
- swearing
- green fields, country lanes, and walking along the banks of rivers and canals (I must move to the country soon)
- Lotus, Caterhams, other mad British machines and the ability legally to go over 55 mph
- good curries, Thai, Vietnamese, and mezze
Columbus/Delaware stuff I miss when in the yUK:
- the Hamburger Inn
- Mexican food (in supermarkets as well as every street corner)
- Wendy's Spicy Chicken Combo
- automatic refills
- football
- the space and sky
- general standard of living
- Shadowbox Cabaret
- Riverside Drive going north of Dublin
- Bluestone stream/walk
- ma dawg...
Hmmm... strikes me I need to move out of London and into the countryside. I used to love Yorkshire...
so its really weird that last night i found out that another of my friends died while i was away. and then my ex boyfriend married his girl. i dont know what i think of that. i think my dog died too. no one will tell me where he is.
i never thought that i would outlive my friends. i've always been the most self-destructive...
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mro:
You believe that children are the future? Maybe you should teach them well and let them lead the way? Who are you.....bloody Whitney Houston?????? 
So, when are you leaving The Twilight Zone and coming back to England?
So, when are you leaving The Twilight Zone and coming back to England?
mro:
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Will alwayyyyyyyys love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I have a great way to stop your snoring. It involves sticking things up your nose while you are asleep
Will alwayyyyyyyys love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I have a great way to stop your snoring. It involves sticking things up your nose while you are asleep
i had a friend once. the last time i saw him, we were sitting in a tiny little bar in a tiny little town. we talked about the book Stranger in a Strange Land and about love. we both felt the same. he said that when you have a child you love it with every bit of your soul. and then you have another child....
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blck_flwrsplease:
thats terrible...... ..poor guy..
medusaq:
wow...it really must have been time for him to leave, or he couldn't have had the strength to make such a trip...who was he?
so as to ease your worry, i am not escaping any time soon. your boundless love saves me. thank you for that.
so as to ease your worry, i am not escaping any time soon. your boundless love saves me. thank you for that.
back in the USA and its even flatter than i remembered.
i wanted to post a pic of something here so describe my location, but frankly i'm too lazy and jetlagged to get out my camera so i'll just describe it.
its a ceramic frying pan. and its got a ceramic duck attached to it. it hangs on the wall by a piece of twine....
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i wanted to post a pic of something here so describe my location, but frankly i'm too lazy and jetlagged to get out my camera so i'll just describe it.
its a ceramic frying pan. and its got a ceramic duck attached to it. it hangs on the wall by a piece of twine....
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pigtails:
you picked a damn good day to be born...me too...happy birthday!
stifler:
You gonna join us tonight, there's a group of us going to Filthy McNasties on Amwell St near Angel? Don't worry we all hardly know each other, you should come down.
ok. saturday morning (11am GMT) and i was fully awake and prepared to take on another long day at the library because i'm such a good student. so i pack my bag and head out the door, and as i leave the building, i turn the corner and head out onto the sidewalk and there, standing right in front of me, is a highly unattractive...
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suicidedoggie:
Islington and Camden have some of the highest rates of mental illness in the UK. But maybe she wasn't ill at all, although I think one would be hard pushed not to think that her behaviour was bizarre and not socially acceptable. Interesting to note though that it is almost normal to see women squatting between parked cars in some continental cities... but standing up in the middle of the sidewalk? WTF??!
cleopatra:
Our Kings Cross in Sydney is just as bad!
so i was feeling really shitting this morning and i thought that i might jump in front of a bus on my way back from the post office which i had to go to to send one of those 'give me all your money you worthless bill-evading hollowed human scum' letters by recorded delivery but i managed to fight off the urge.
i did however,...
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sin_:
Well if yu need an email for either let me know and I'll sort something out.....am glad you are taking the plunge 
might help you deal with all the "sheep" you have around you all day....
BTW like your new pic it looks really cool
might help you deal with all the "sheep" you have around you all day....
BTW like your new pic it looks really cool
mro:
You don't know what a totty is? OK, a bijou explaination of the sub-classification of females (certainly as far as my own little world is concerned).
Wimmin (pronounced weeeeeeeeeemin, in a mexican stylie): Anyone who is a female
Lady (pronun laydeeeeeeeee): An exceptionally attractive female of film-star quality. Keira Knightly is a laydeeeeee.
Doris: An ugly female
Bint: The worst of the worst
Dippy Bint : stupid as well as ugly
Totty: An female who one percieves to be just 'out of reach' in the pulling stakes, owing to her being more attractive than most wimmin in the room/pub/town etc.
Hope this is a little clearer - it is, alas, too early in the morning for my vocabulary to be working correctly
Wimmin (pronounced weeeeeeeeeemin, in a mexican stylie): Anyone who is a female
Lady (pronun laydeeeeeeeee): An exceptionally attractive female of film-star quality. Keira Knightly is a laydeeeeee.
Doris: An ugly female
Bint: The worst of the worst
Dippy Bint : stupid as well as ugly
Totty: An female who one percieves to be just 'out of reach' in the pulling stakes, owing to her being more attractive than most wimmin in the room/pub/town etc.
Hope this is a little clearer - it is, alas, too early in the morning for my vocabulary to be working correctly
arg! i hate computers! they never do what i tell them to, so just forget it. i wasn't planning anything over here--nothing to see--keep it moving. 
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cosyne:
That was like seven years ago.
medusaq:
you're so funny.
(beware: depression mode--dont worry, i'm sure it'll be short lived)---->
i feel like my lips are sewn shut. i'm afraid to speak up. your ears are everywhere. when i do speak up, i'm told that my sadness is unfounded. i'm told that i am hurting you. i'm not allowed to be just hurt. it always has to be hurt because of you and that hurts...
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i feel like my lips are sewn shut. i'm afraid to speak up. your ears are everywhere. when i do speak up, i'm told that my sadness is unfounded. i'm told that i am hurting you. i'm not allowed to be just hurt. it always has to be hurt because of you and that hurts...
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medusaq:
if there were a way, i would be whatever you need. but, that's not how we play out for each other. there was a time i'd die for you. now, i'll live for you instead. because, whenever it's time, we'll be together, in the same place in a friendship that doesn't involve technological communication. i love you. & my flattery is never false, never designed just to make you feel good about yourself. there is too much truth to have to make anything up.
What a pretty thing you are.