rainwolfkin

i have little to say for this update, but i'm sure that all of you are sick of reading about my tormented childhood. so, let me briefly tell you about my tormented adulthood.

here in lovely england (did you hear the sarcasm?), many small business' signs say things like "specialists in...". i think thats quite alright. you can be a specialist in something. but let's face it. they rarely ever are.

but, that's beside the point here. the real point is that an off lisence (or place to buy your booze) will often have a sign that says: "specialists in beer, wine and spirits."

but yes, we know that the booze shop specializes in booze.

or you get a lawyers sign saying something like: "specialists in law". great. thanks. because i didn't know that lawyers had something to do with law.

i mourn for the loss of significance of the word specialize. a moment of silence please.

ok, then, carry on. signing out for now,

rain (specialist in everything)