Monday Apr 04, 2005

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eyes bleeding...

too many textbooks...

can someone write my essay about body modification in africa for me? please? i dont have much to offer in return, but i can pay you by making an innumerable amount of origami cranes (my only talent)...

i could sing for you, but your ears might bleed...

dance? i could dance for you, if you want to laugh a lot...



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forkandles:
I just won one. shocked
I saw Satriani's 'Surfing with the Alien' was just closing & beat the prev. bidder by 30p.
That's one off my 'wants' list but i hadn't thought about that album in ages, until I saw it up there
I have too much time on my hands methinks.
forkandles:
Yeah I know blush biggrin

Saturday Apr 02, 2005

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i have little to say for this update, but i'm sure that all of you are sick of reading about my tormented childhood. so, let me briefly tell you about my tormented adulthood.

here in lovely england (did you hear the sarcasm?), many small business' signs say things like "specialists in...". i think thats quite alright. you can be a specialist in something. but let's...
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bedheadchicken:
it's a movie. a 80's teen comedy. it's pretty great, actually.
anaphalaxis:
Well as long as I get my moneys worth.

Erm... I didn't mean that to sound dodgy!

Friday Apr 01, 2005

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Countdown: 15 days until the party. get your act together and buy some fucking presents you cheap skates!

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i fell off a horse when i was about 10 years old. i actually didn't fall off of it, it threw me off. my friend was sitting in the saddle and i was behind her. we were just wandering around the fields of ohio, as you...
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ldwarren:
Arnie..its taken 29 years but I now think I can tell the world I have a better body than him. And Im not a right-wing maniac which is a bonus.

Retarded horse? No, I think he knew I was a dumbass and was playing with me..
andy_hallam:
MMM, zombie
would you like some nice tasty brains?

Thursday Mar 31, 2005

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Countdown: 16 days left until SuicideDoggie's and kittyp's birthday party on the 16th of April (check the events section).

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i went to the NIN gig last night at the Astoria. i had so much fun. Lots of yucky boys rubbed up against me and left me smelling like their sweat. it was so gross. and now my bedroom stinks like sweaty rockstar death pit....
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someoneuk:
That's OK, again thanks for your testimonial and lettig us sleep on the fouton. smile
medusaq:
treat your temple as such, because you're a goddess who has yet to discover her holiness.

...although i can't say i would ever stop doing drugs. i can't imagine it. then, i don't do that many anymore...

i love you. i wish i'd gone with you to NIN. frown

Tuesday Mar 29, 2005

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Countdown: 18 days left until SuicideDoggie's and kittyp's birthday party on the 16th of April (check the events section).

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I went to the Isle of Wight! it was lots of fun! Did you know (and this may only make sense to those brits out there) that on the Isle of Wight there is a place called Totland? AND it just happens to be really...
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vixen:
Nice pix! You look pissed of in that second to last one... ha ha ha.
kolumkilli:
The blue floral tie wasn't the worst of it. The rest of the outfit is just too traumatic for me to talk about outside of counselling. blush

Mums can be sadistic bitches.

Sunday Mar 27, 2005

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Countdown: 20 days left until FlameRetardntMans Birthday Party! Its in London on the 16th of April!
let me know if you want to come and i'll let you know where it is!

This party has now grown to include kittyp (whose bday is the 15th of April)

2 birthday kids, lots of booze, and lots of people! yea! biggrin

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so i got up today...
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suicidedoggie:
Which would you prefer it to be?! tongue
someoneuk:
OK, I have a dentists appointment at 11am, so I'll be on a train to London after that. I've emailed you my mobile #

Glad you liked the articles. smile Maybe I could get the ring made up? tongue

Saturday Mar 26, 2005

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Countdown: 21 days left until FlameRetardntMans Birthday Party! Its in London on the 16th of April!
let me know if you want to come and i'll let you know where it is!

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had a lovely time last night--got to meet Stifler, Ttrent and the lovely Leola (whose photoset we are all eagerly waiting to come online!). kittyp and FlameRetardntMan also made appearances...
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leola:
I love 1984 and I read your fantasy - I'd be really interested to know your interpretation of the difference between Julia and Winston and the significance of the last interaction....
medusaq:
i can't ever say anything thoughtful or profound when i get here. all i have, after i read your entry for the day, is




"i love you"


inarticulate fool.

Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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Countdown: 23 days left until FireRetardntMan's Birthday Party! Its in London on the 16th of April!
let me know if you want to come and i'll let you know where it is!

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i had a telemarketer call me the other day. he told me to 'fuck off' and hung up the phone on me. now, i've certainly been known, in the past,...
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someoneuk:
smile smile
vixen:
Yay! I am glad you liked the pic of the Washington Monument... hee hee. It was fun to take it. Ha ha ha. I felt so naughty... perhaps a form of treason... wink

Wednesday Mar 23, 2005

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do i look slightly cross-eyed in my profile pic?

maybe i am cross-eyed but just dont realize it. perhaps my self-image is skewed and i believe myself to look a certain way, but no one sees me that way.

do you ever have those dreams where something horrible is happening to your teeth?

i keep telling myself that i need to write my essays. i'm...
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firebrand:
i quite often have a dream in which pullout a tooth with my fingers rather easly, like it just slides out. recently i had one where i pulled out thre right next to each other right after another, with progressing difficulty but not strenusly or with any pain...weird huh? surreal
munchies187:
Not seein anything funny aout your eyes. Self image is always distorted though. No black that's amazing.
Oh and I don't know much about asian history (that's my next class) but from what I gather, legalized prostitution is not as stigmatized as illegal prostitution. Granted it's frowned upon, but you won't get arrested trying to go to the bunny farm and pay a girl to give you head. Of course then again that's Nevada. Heh.
Well love you not in black you should do it more often.

Tuesday Mar 22, 2005

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ok, peeps, we are swiftly approaching FlameRetardntMan's (formerly known as SuicideDoggie) 40th birthday! Wow--i thought turning 26 was getting a bit decrepit! (just kidding SDog!)

Anyway, i'm supposed to be organizing the party, so if anyone wants to come along please send me a message via the 'contact' button so i know how many people to expect. hope to see you all there!...
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mro:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frown

Putting me on a guilt trip isn't fair frown frown frown

I can't disclose my secret project until a smidge nearer the time. I need to get one or two things in place first before I go ahead *teases you*
mro:
Damn! So it's you who beat me to the Patent Office with a plan to build a gingerbread house mad

Curses, curses, cursessssssssssssssssssssssssss mad mad mad

Monday Mar 21, 2005

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why did the tokugawa tolerate the fucking floating world, you ask me?

well, because everyone likes pornography and prostitution, that's why. (especially when living in such a rigidly controlled environment like Edo period Japan--uptight bastards--but then again, who doesn't like samurais that are forced to live very far away from their wives...)

and why not set up a pleasure district (governmentally controlled), so that when...
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bella_donna:
i thaught id pop by and say hi cause your on my good match list thingy in the hook ups section wink lol but now after your thread im depressed lol j/k anyways wanted to say biggrin
munchies187:
mmmm...vinegar.

How's school going? Asian history?
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