wow! I'm hung over!!!!
Last night after I got off work I went to a party with my roommate and his girlfriend.
The party was at a crappy apartment in a crappy part of town. Cool with me. We get there and everyone is looking at us like we are from mars. There were a bunch of guys there around a grill cooking fajitas and drinking cheap beer.
One of them was this guy Eddie. Wearing an Iron Madien t-shirt and a lether fedora. He was drunk off his ass. We get to talking about music and I realize two things. One he knows music pretty well. Two he is straight out of prison. He's real drunk and has to be heard. You know, one of those drunk guys that keeps telling people to shut and up and to listen to him. Next thing I know is that him and my roommate aren't getting along. My roommate who is now drunk starts saying jokingly that he thinks he can take Eddie in a fight. Eddie drunk and mean decides that Patrick is "talking shit". Pat says they should have a "friendly" boxing match. Eddie proceeds to break my roommates nose and chip one of his teeth.
I have two things to say. Yes, Eddie agreed to keep it friendly, but Pat was being stupid as hell for thinking it would stay that way. Second I'm going to make fun of my roommate for being stupid till his nose heals up, because damn it when someone does something stupid when drunk they deserve it!!!!
Last night after I got off work I went to a party with my roommate and his girlfriend.
The party was at a crappy apartment in a crappy part of town. Cool with me. We get there and everyone is looking at us like we are from mars. There were a bunch of guys there around a grill cooking fajitas and drinking cheap beer.
One of them was this guy Eddie. Wearing an Iron Madien t-shirt and a lether fedora. He was drunk off his ass. We get to talking about music and I realize two things. One he knows music pretty well. Two he is straight out of prison. He's real drunk and has to be heard. You know, one of those drunk guys that keeps telling people to shut and up and to listen to him. Next thing I know is that him and my roommate aren't getting along. My roommate who is now drunk starts saying jokingly that he thinks he can take Eddie in a fight. Eddie drunk and mean decides that Patrick is "talking shit". Pat says they should have a "friendly" boxing match. Eddie proceeds to break my roommates nose and chip one of his teeth.
I have two things to say. Yes, Eddie agreed to keep it friendly, but Pat was being stupid as hell for thinking it would stay that way. Second I'm going to make fun of my roommate for being stupid till his nose heals up, because damn it when someone does something stupid when drunk they deserve it!!!!



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Then you could cover his bedroom in pics of him drunk and bleeding for the hell of it