i work with so much youngsters that sometimes all that is on my mind is SEX.
and then last night, one of the other supervisors was telling me what happened in a couple of the suites on saturday during the super estrella* concert. see, enrique iglesias and jaguares were there and usually, the crowd drinks a fucking lot so we make it 1 beer per person but even that NEVER works lol well i guess that fuckers were having sex in the suites bwahahaha like its always on my mind to have sex in one of the suites and hell, even during a concert would be pretty tight but hearing about the male/male fucking going on, i was like hell no. them fuckers that got "caught" got some commiting lewd acts in public tickets but still. shame on them for getting CAUGHT!
so as i was saying, sex.
most of you fucking slawts are forever writing in your livejournals about your oh-so-terrific sex lives. eat me. i want to hear about it because i'm a perve like that but then it makes me remember how i'm not getting any and i'd like to say FUCK YOU! sure, whip out my pocket rocket nicknamed "BOBBY" but its not the same. i can't give that sparkly googly eyed "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAA BABY I JUST CAME" look to. sure sometimes i want to stand up and sing "god bless america" but i don't. haha
if you want to know, it will be going on 6 months without sex.
maybe thats why i miss him* because he remains a potential booty call. errr i don't know anymore lol hell everyone is a potential fuck but i can't find myself whoreish like that. the dogg in me says, "you can dew it" lol
so yea, i need sex.
if i don't get it,
keep writing about yours.
if your really a friend, you'd share some pictures too.
or at least let me sit in your closet
HA.
writing is good.
i swear that
doubleopunk and Lads get my chonies wet
and then last night, one of the other supervisors was telling me what happened in a couple of the suites on saturday during the super estrella* concert. see, enrique iglesias and jaguares were there and usually, the crowd drinks a fucking lot so we make it 1 beer per person but even that NEVER works lol well i guess that fuckers were having sex in the suites bwahahaha like its always on my mind to have sex in one of the suites and hell, even during a concert would be pretty tight but hearing about the male/male fucking going on, i was like hell no. them fuckers that got "caught" got some commiting lewd acts in public tickets but still. shame on them for getting CAUGHT!
so as i was saying, sex.
most of you fucking slawts are forever writing in your livejournals about your oh-so-terrific sex lives. eat me. i want to hear about it because i'm a perve like that but then it makes me remember how i'm not getting any and i'd like to say FUCK YOU! sure, whip out my pocket rocket nicknamed "BOBBY" but its not the same. i can't give that sparkly googly eyed "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAA BABY I JUST CAME" look to. sure sometimes i want to stand up and sing "god bless america" but i don't. haha
if you want to know, it will be going on 6 months without sex.
maybe thats why i miss him* because he remains a potential booty call. errr i don't know anymore lol hell everyone is a potential fuck but i can't find myself whoreish like that. the dogg in me says, "you can dew it" lol
so yea, i need sex.
if i don't get it,
keep writing about yours.
if your really a friend, you'd share some pictures too.
or at least let me sit in your closet
HA.
writing is good.
i swear that
doubleopunk and Lads get my chonies wet

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cause it sure as hell aint around me