rainbabydolls

i'm the lightest in the family.
like a low budget christina aguilera wannabe haha
so i decided to step it up and last night, i had my bro apply this self tanning lotion and this morning by george, i look a tad bit darker. i just didn't want to show up at pismo beach tomorrow and blind all the motherfuckers there

last summer when we went it was cold as hell. i brought some hoochie shorts and tanktops but i'm thinking it'll be cold too grrrrrrrrr! my ex, our sons and his family left today and dezi and i leave tomorrow. its a 4 hour trip but she's got a propa' ass truck so we'll look pimp anyways haha i gotta get her a 24 of corona and imma settle for a 12 of smirnoff ice. i'm a lightweight and i wanna ride when we get out there. tweety ain't going and he owns the sandrail so hopefully we find some fools out there that'll take me

i should masturbate before i leave though
wouldn't want any sand in the box now would we?