I didn't even need to think hard for this one, here goes:

Tyrion Lannister: I'm blunt and sarcastic, love me some tits and wine, I also value my intellect and am drawn to those who cultivate theirs. I'm also 4'11 and have a slight napolean complex

I am Linda Belcher on a daily basis, I walk around singing made up songs (badly) and being generally goofy.

Candace Devereaux, my hero, capa chuchuchu tea connoisseur and fierce feminist. We share the same bizarro temper, and unfortunate fashion sense. "Burn me once with tea, shame on me..."

#bloghomework @missy @rambo @lyxzen