Welcome to the Crazy bus, we are Dale, we will be your driver. For your own saftey please keep your arms and legs inside the windows at all time. For your convienance we have installed mini papertowel dispencers on the back of the seats to wipe the drool off your chins. There are special padded seats near the front for those requiring strait jackets. DO not approach the driver cabin for we have newly installed electro shock treatmeant apparatus. We all here in Dale wish you a very happy and blissful trip!
zahara:
*jumps up and down* electo shock!!!! Me first!