woke up at 7:45 and called in sick. roiled a bit in bed and dreamt dreams that disappeared in the daylight. yawned to the pitter pitter of a soft cloud-pisshing rain. open go the doors and the windows. justin is making sport of climbing my screen. i dial up my mam and she sounds genuinely glad to hear from her son. we exchange a little...
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thenewpope:
You are not sick. Faker. I'm glad you spoke to your parents.
it's too empty in this italian joint. i sip my complimentary glass of water listen to louis armstrong sing of summertime under the clatter of closing up.
morbid molly mentions her old friend jolly janet who is an all american homemaker with exemplory cooking skills, a prosperous garden, and a well-paying job where she examines dead people.
"it's not just any woman who can chisel...
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morbid molly mentions her old friend jolly janet who is an all american homemaker with exemplory cooking skills, a prosperous garden, and a well-paying job where she examines dead people.
"it's not just any woman who can chisel...
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thenewpope:
Hi
jeez!! why am i sooo perverted?
this weekend was good. went to brooke's 26th birthday party which was laid back and chill. then pizza and movie-fest with amanda on sunday. life is good and i am without compliants.
tomorrow i get paid. woo! i like being able to pay rent and shtufff.
smoking weed with co-workers is kinda weird.
this weekend was good. went to brooke's 26th birthday party which was laid back and chill. then pizza and movie-fest with amanda on sunday. life is good and i am without compliants.
tomorrow i get paid. woo! i like being able to pay rent and shtufff.
smoking weed with co-workers is kinda weird.
thenewpope:
Perverted=Good
And that is all I have to say about that.
And that is all I have to say about that.
today i came home to a clean floor. i feel purified and ready for the next set of stains to come and lay claim to my choices. tomorrow: inara's kareoke finals. tonight: poetry at the paisley violin.
the guy who thought up internet pop-up banner advertising is going to burn in hell for all eternity.
the guy who thought up internet pop-up banner advertising is going to burn in hell for all eternity.
consuela:
can i burn him? can i? can i? can i?
anyhoos, you should come over tonight and chill. we need to chill. and you have to come retrieve your check book that you left wedged in my couch cushions before gt buy an iPod and fancy speakers.
Doot!
anyhoos, you should come over tonight and chill. we need to chill. and you have to come retrieve your check book that you left wedged in my couch cushions before gt buy an iPod and fancy speakers.
Doot!
thenewpope:
Hey, I am staying next door tonight....so, when you get home give me a call cause I wanna ask you a question, fool! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thought i'd update while i take a breather from cleaning. yes kids you heard me right. cleaning.
can you believe that i just fucking vaccuumed? i certainly can't. jesus. and even better i scheduled for one of those mr. chem dry guys to come out and do the works. NEVER would have paid for that kind of shit in the past. but i think that...
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can you believe that i just fucking vaccuumed? i certainly can't. jesus. and even better i scheduled for one of those mr. chem dry guys to come out and do the works. NEVER would have paid for that kind of shit in the past. but i think that...
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thenewpope:
Oh sweet Jesus....you cleaned? *Calls Hell to see just how cold it is down there*
Yes, I have a surprise for YOU!
Yes, I have a surprise for YOU!
chen&wok delivery and cowboy bebop. a yummy combination. this weekend should prove to be interesting.
today was spent having one of the best shitty mood days ever. sometimes i wake up and just have to indulge my hedonistic side. i was a dick to pretty much everyone and beat myself up on the inside till my soul was black and blue. sometimes i like being...
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today was spent having one of the best shitty mood days ever. sometimes i wake up and just have to indulge my hedonistic side. i was a dick to pretty much everyone and beat myself up on the inside till my soul was black and blue. sometimes i like being...
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thenewpope:
I really don't think her name was Marsha. Have a fun day....while I am bored at work.
ANIMEFEST!
ANIMEFEST!
dirty little poems
TAKE ONE
you asked for a blessing with mouth open wide
and i came while exclaiming "a rapturous ride!"
you adjusted your habit now stained with my "manna"
and thus you were baptised my good sister anna
~
juices are spilled onto open book pages
as we practice positions throughout the ages
she's not very quiet when she's ready to play
the...
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TAKE ONE
you asked for a blessing with mouth open wide
and i came while exclaiming "a rapturous ride!"
you adjusted your habit now stained with my "manna"
and thus you were baptised my good sister anna
~
juices are spilled onto open book pages
as we practice positions throughout the ages
she's not very quiet when she's ready to play
the...
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thenewpope:
Hey man, I got your message. I'll call you later.
thenewpope:
Brian, you must update....I must know what is going on in your life at every possible second!!!!!!!! HA HA HA
Talk about the awesome movie we saw the other night!
Talk about the awesome movie we saw the other night!
i'm almost out of pills.
KNIFE! docktor docktor.
i should call my dad.
tonight i watched "IDENITY" and loved it even though i figured it out halfway through it. reminds me of my sister-in law.
two parties back-2-back in the first week of october...i need to get gifts and send money to a certain girlie. yay!
*ahem* dude i NEED to do this sb set....
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KNIFE! docktor docktor.
i should call my dad.
tonight i watched "IDENITY" and loved it even though i figured it out halfway through it. reminds me of my sister-in law.
two parties back-2-back in the first week of october...i need to get gifts and send money to a certain girlie. yay!
*ahem* dude i NEED to do this sb set....
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thenewpope:
Dude, seriously you are such a dork. You know who has a camera.
consuela:
hey! i got a digtal camera!
last night was the official pre-uhp broilBQ and oiy it was fun times. p-dilly-dawg has such a shiznit house 
lol. no but really it's like a zoo only condominium size. her pets are friggin cool dude! much love to the guinea pigs.!
i had pucker shots for the first time last night....good stuff just like candy. mmmm mmmm.
more people need to come out and...
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lol. no but really it's like a zoo only condominium size. her pets are friggin cool dude! much love to the guinea pigs.!
i had pucker shots for the first time last night....good stuff just like candy. mmmm mmmm.
more people need to come out and...
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polaris:
BROILBQ HAHAHAHA
those pucker shots are coming out of my ass the same way they came in.
my god, i'm disgusting.
those pucker shots are coming out of my ass the same way they came in.
my god, i'm disgusting.
thenewpope:
Hi....I am here and you are not....therefore, by my awesome and coveted power of deduction, you are lame.
Ha ha ha ha...I make no sense. I think it is time for me to take that shower that I so desperately need.
Ha ha ha ha...I make no sense. I think it is time for me to take that shower that I so desperately need.
what a way to wake up....gershwin and free breakfast.
mmmmm. strange unrecallable dreams and yes yes i do suck MAJOR ass. but yeah those aliens are scary. ;P
saw the pics and am very jealous....i will do my best to be at the bbq.
mmmmm. strange unrecallable dreams and yes yes i do suck MAJOR ass. but yeah those aliens are scary. ;P
saw the pics and am very jealous....i will do my best to be at the bbq.
polaris:
HAHA I'M COMMENTING ON YOUR JOURNAL AND YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE!