i'm running away to california-it's gonna be fun. i'll be gone for 2 weeks-if you live near la-and wanna hang out-let me know. i'm sure i could try to arrange something. ok byebye.
residue:
:-((____
i'm having a party tonight-it's gonna be cool! we're gonna have a bar-and 2 kegs-but no bouncy castle! oh well i'll get drunk and forget all about it. sorry i've been away-i'll try to catch you guys on aim sometime in the near future-i'm leaving tuesday to go to la for 2 weeks.
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kungfuporcupine:
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
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Omigod... it's almost 4 in the morning... I'm delerious...
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
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Omigod... it's almost 4 in the morning... I'm delerious...
residue:
how? and i'm not invited?
ok so yeah-the drama appears to be over. at least for now. did i already mention that alfred pusey has herpes? what a winner! and that little prick has the nerve to call me a slut. ok so i know how rude that is-but all the drama was caused by him-so i say fuck him. anyway-i'm tired of feeling lazy-so i'm gonna go do something....
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kungfuporcupine:
Y'know, I don't think it'd be very damaging but it might be kinda cathartic.. anyways you could make a "Alfred Pusey Has Herpes" t-shirt with a big ol' picture of his face on the front and get all yer friends to wear 'em. It could kinda look like the "Have you seen me" ads on the back of milk cartons.
ragingwhore42:
that's the greatest idea ever. we were already talking about making shirts that said it-but he lives all the way in pennsylvania now-so he wouldn't even get to see them. ooh idea-unless of course i took pics of all of us in them and he saw them. you are the coolest. i think i shall get right on that.
apparently nowhere-ooh ooh looky at me journal-drama is fun!!! not-um yeah i don't know why i'm still here but i am and i'm not complaining. more ont his later.
cypher:
r u ok?
ragingwhore42:
always
well i guess this may be goodbye-perhaps i'll come back later.
ryguy:
where ya goin?
so it shall not be long before i no longer have this account. so if you'd like to continue being my friend-you'll have to give me your e mail address and promise to send me all the new sets. not really. the new sets part that is-i'm gonna miss this place-well i'm sure i'll visit and such-but i'm gonna miss having all the fun i...
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kungfuporcupine:
What? Leaving? Awww... you could always sell blood! And CDs! Other people's CDs! Steal 2 CDs from 10 friends an' you'll be set for at least two months! 
dougal:
your always one of my biggest crushes and fantasies ... {;o)
grrr again. it's been a while since i last updated so here y'all go. the tmbg show was fun. the bonsais hate me and want to die now. i still have cake left that i made almost a week ago-so i guess no one else likes it. my kitty has taken to ripping large chunks of flesh from my hands-and laying on my head when...
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murkling:
TMBG= They Might Be Giants.... someone had to tell them...
extremeloser:
i should have known that
grrrrrr-i had fun last night-and yesterday-today is they might be giants day-which should kick ass hopefully. it's a show-and everyone knows how much i love those-and i haven't been to one in a while-not since kmfdm i think-so yeah im getting all giddy-i might get to see dahsboard when i go to la if i'm lucky. hopefully we'll take off before the 7th-so i can...
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residue:
for what its worth: its 1:51 am (24th of july), and i missed ya
-no smart talk-
-no smart talk-
extremeloser:
rad, your b-day falls one day and one year after mine
anyone in portland want a baby bonsai tree? i have like 8 more than i know what to do with. i'm gonna go get pots today so i can re-pot them-cause they're sharing space and probably kinda pissed about it. nobody loves me anymore-where are my real friends? have they all got the bends? i'm in a radiohead mood-but i should be asleep-maybe more later.
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kingnicotine10756:
well hurry up and upload the old pics seesh :}
i just noticed that the one u have for ur profile pics looks like u have the ghost of trent reznor hovering over your shoulder
i just noticed that the one u have for ur profile pics looks like u have the ghost of trent reznor hovering over your shoulder
ragingwhore42:
yes exactly-well not the ghost of trent-just sexxxy trent himself-well not himself-but a poster of him. did i make it pretty obvious just then that i just woke up? my nose is running-so i am off again.
well my hair is black now-and i tried to make the ends pink-but they suck and i wasn't smart enough to strip the color first-so the bleach only kinda worked-and now the ends of my hair are this weird orange-ish red color. so i think i give up and i shall just dye them bright red tonight-i should have just stuck with red in the...
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residue:
damned ... made me feel guilty
maybe i am
guilty i mean
awaiting
maybe i am
guilty i mean
awaiting
ragingwhore42:
you silly boy-now i'm waiting for your guilty ass-i've been on here for way too long-cum keep me company.