I would be the Twister dominatrix if I could just remember which foot is my left. I don't fall -- I lose by not knowing left from right. And to a gay boy who is prettier than I am. Insult to injury.
Afterward, at about 4:00 in the morning, I was lying in bed, and my kitty decided it would be cool to jump from teh window onto my head and then pounce on some random thing. She managed to tear the flesh off of the back of my ear and leave me bloody and in pain. I thought I might have a new cartilage piercing from the feel of it. She's lucky she's cute and stripey.
Afterward, at about 4:00 in the morning, I was lying in bed, and my kitty decided it would be cool to jump from teh window onto my head and then pounce on some random thing. She managed to tear the flesh off of the back of my ear and leave me bloody and in pain. I thought I might have a new cartilage piercing from the feel of it. She's lucky she's cute and stripey.
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So - should we all throw some money into an easily accessible kitty for bail??
We're so silly
How's the ear, by the way?