ragdolly13

Reason why I sometimes wonder about my husband:

I'm goin gto put my balls on your head.
Delicate Like Napalm says:
bullshit bullshit asshat
Andy says:
Fuck your bullshit. Take off your pants befor eI dick slap you in the eyeball.
Delicate Like Napalm says:
bulllasshat
Andy says:
Eye dickin
Andy says:
You gonna getg an eye dickin
Delicate Like Napalm says:
RETARDED

Andy says:
I'm warming it up.
Delicate Like Napalm says:
RETARDED
Andy says:
Here it comes.
Delicate Like Napalm says:
RETARDED
Andy says:
Think about the jaws theme in your head.
Andy says:
Because that's what it's going to sound like.
Andy says:
I'm not answering.
Andy says:
I'm just prepping for an eyedicking.
Andy says:
EYE DICKING
Andy says:
EYE
Andy says:
DICKI?NG
Andy says:
It's slow because you should be computing naked.
Andy says:
Naked computing makes interwebs fast.
Andy says:
fucker.
Andy says:
NAKED
Andy says:
INTE
Delicate Like Napalm says:
then how come you dont interweb naked
Andy says:
RNETS
Andy says:
I d.
Andy says:
I'm naked on the inside.
Andy says:
WHERE'S THE NAKED?
Delicate Like Napalm says:
so am I
Andy says:
Dammit.
Andy says:
Naked.
Andy says:
You promjised naked.
Andy says:
I'm going to get all sorts of grrrr soon.
Andy says:
You don't wan tthat.
Andy says:
Nobody wants that.