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Monday Jan 31, 2005

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ALRIGHT M.F.'ers!!
I'm gonna let you all see the glory that is me.
oh wait... i'm not showing those pictures yet... but I will let you see my brilliocity.
Since lately everybody has been telling me how super awesome my artistic skills are I decided to devote atmost 2 minutes (if that) and atleast 2 seconds to what I call my..
Masturpeices.
they are shwank.
enjoy...

I call this one. well, it's self explanitory...




and here we have bill. he's angry alot but he loves to vote.

sexy


This ones for the ladies...

who's ready to give it up??!!

This one I took a whole like almost 3 minutes on (maybe) plus I put a snazzy little catchphrase on to it which adds to the value


This guy is just cool.


and last but not least..
here we have a bear. he was hit in the head by an apple. not just an ordinary apple but an apple possessed by evil.
The bear also shares his pain with sg chat
(see!! snazzy quotes again!)


This better have worked.

Glad you enjoyed.
I plan on submitting these in the awesomely radical coolness art festivus galleria.
I'm gonna be rich.
Be good and I just might remember your names when I'm on the cover of [insert mainstream magazine].
dont hate.


VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
obliviousfocus:
cute

Jan 31, 2005
hellsforheroes:
the best part was I drew the analogy to a bottle of wine...a buttery finish, I write trash, absolute trash...no credibility, just dirt...grimy dirt....ah-ha...yes..now I remember... good job being a ninja...and raiding another woman's underwear drawer.......and I don't think age has anything to do with it, it just makes you a flat out sweet, LOVELY roommate...or a dire pervert....I am bigger fan of pervert....I am reaching here...like way out on a limb...just don't crack your head buddy.... I don't think any of my roomates would have ever minded you naked in their room, on their computers...well, guys and electronics...but the naked, and underwear drawyer thing...yeah not so much...me, I am just glad you can break in...I am so ninja and it's so cool, so cool....Oh I did live with girls for a while too....yeah they wouldn't be very happy...but I would laugh, alot.

Ps...I don't think you can take anything I say seriously, ever.
Feb 1, 2005

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