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Cybersex, Pirate Style
CaptainJack: I got yer plank right here
Wench: Oh, my, CaptainJack, ye plank be so hard, and long
CaptainJack: ye should see me main mast
Wench: *adjusts webcam*
CaptainJack: Avast! now that shivers me timbers
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kindle:
Haha, that's fabulous!

kiss
paintedbat:
hahahaha cute!
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niobe:
The magic SG elves. tongue
niobe:
Wine Styles as shit. I did go there looking for it, but the guy that was working there looked at me like I was fucking crazy.

I bought it at Ridgeview Liquor on Cormeir. The owner is a really nice guy, he told me that he remembered me asking for it last year so he made a special point of having it in stock for me. So I had to buy up what I could.
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hello there boys and girls, dogs and cats, puppies and kittens,...

today will be a good day whether it likes it or not. i will strangle it by the fucking throat if necessary.

that is all...
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willowcellardoor:
Way to take hold of your day!
xoxo
kindle:
Da who wha?!
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When I was a little kid I always got F’s in math class. So my parents switched me to a Catholic school where I got all A+’s.

When asked about he miraculous change in grades he said, “When I saw that dead guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!”
spacegirl:
hahaha you are too funny!
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nexttuesday:
Ummm...yeah Hi, ummmm so it's NextTuesday I was just wondering uhhh what youre doin and stuff...so yeah call me?
missmalice_:
Hi this is Stephanie... Please return my message as soon as possible. It's very important that I speak with you

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off camping for the weekend smile
niobe:
Have fun!
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wow there is a lot of corn in nebraska...

corn and cows... that's about all i saw shocked
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corpho:
Is it really flat and monotonous then? Were people driving a lot of "pick 'em up trucks"?

Random fact: in Texas, there's a radio station called KIKK. Hmmmmm....
scarlet_flame:
just wanted to say hi! biggrin
hope you had a good weekend
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hey y'all-

i'm traveling for bid'ness for a few days - back for the weekend.

stay out of trouble

(or take pictures if you don't)

kiss
niobe:
Have fun.