On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last... Read More
I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -- Steven Wright
Shirts... well, there's two already. One more planned for march. I plan on averaging one a month. If I actually get a retail buyer, it could be even more. So I;d say a minimum of 10.
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
yes i'm back. no i haven't uploaded the pictures yet. my bad...
did you ever notice that you go through times when you're on SG all the time and others where you login once a week. i'm in the once a week phase right now.
in other news my back is still fucked up. it turns out i herniated a disk in my lower back... Read More