Sunday Dec 03, 2006

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Dear Santa,

Please goto this page for my wishlist.
List of weapons that don't exist but should:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should

including such fun as...
Acid balloon
Chuck-nuns
Cock Rockets
Poison Suction Cups
Ninja-in-a-box
Squirrel exploder
Squirrel imploder
Squirrel unsploder
Squirrel desploder
and my personal favorite Peruvian Nerve Squirrel (i'd like 6 please)



Love,

Rabidus
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
niobe:
Like what?
trilobitten:
whenever i come to your journal i find something to smile about. or sometimes laugh hysterically about.

instructions for the porcupine in a stocking:



For maximum effect, swing the stocking around your head, much as one would swing a toddler. This will no doubt strike fear into your opponent, and has the added effect of angering your projectile.



i'll take six of these and one sharpened hampster. biggrin

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