I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -- Steven Wright
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-steven wright.
now why didn't i think to check the aicpa web site? d'oh! *slaps forehead*
edited to add:
ok, just finished my homework. it's not pretty, but it'll do. i hope. anyway, i used a quote from that article. you are awesome!
[Edited on Feb 14, 2006 4:53AM]