rabidshrew

OK, so I broke up with my girlfriend the other night after her drunken MSN rantings (long distance relationship, hence instant messaging, not because I'm a sad loner whose only existance is online), which is not a bad thing really. But now I'm getting sober rantings, which is not so good.

Drunken rantings (edited for brevity and clarity. * indicates my thoughts):

Her: Why haven't you replied to my texts and e-mails?
Me: Because my phone isn't turned on and I haven't been online. Haven't we had this conversation before, and didn't you say we wouldn't have it again?
Her:Well we are having it because you're not paying me enough attention.
Me: But we spoke two days ago, (well I spoke you sat there expecting me to entertain you)*
Her: Yes, but that was like two days ago.
Me: Erm, and? I have got other things to do you know, like a job and a life and not sitting in front of a PC all the time just in case you're online. And I am not having my phone surgically attached,
Her: well it just feels like it's over between us.
Me: ????? Possesive and controlling much?
Her: Rantity rant rant rant, bitch, complain, whine.
Me: Baffled.

Last two parts repeated for an hour.

Her: It's over, I know it is.
Me: (clicks little cross ending conversation and relationship)

Now over the past few days I've been getting an ever increasing number of texts and e-mails telling me how wonderful I am and how she is sorry and how she wants to carry on the relationship and how much she loves me... Problem is I don't want it to carry on, it's over, I'd prefer it if it had never started, but I don't want to hurt her. I'm being a coward at the moment because I've not replied, but I'm going to have to at some time. How are you supposed to finish with someone without being a complete cock?

Bloody wimmin