I was just attacked by a radioactive platypus. It was bad because I didn't realize that the male platypus had venomous spurs. It was good because now the irradiated venom in my veins has given me superpowers! I've grown a mighty duck bill that allows me to find food, even in the silt! Thankfully the bill also shoots concussive blasts of energy and grants me flight, otherwise the other superheroes would laugh at me. You know, more than they already do.
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