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I have missed Pee-Wee. And this clip explains why.

Coco and Pee-Wee

Yay!

Now that I have movies on the brain, I'd like to take a moment to complain about them. Behold, as I spew my disapproval into the void, like so many daring internet users before me!

Remakes. Reboots. They were clearly sent here by malevolent demiurges to see just how many times a human being will eat its own shit or copulate with members of its...
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I just saw 'The Book of Eli'.

There haven't been too many times when a film pleasantly surprised me. This was one of them.

Fuck 'Avatar'. See this movie.

Normally, I enjoy diner food. Normally.

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'm fairly certain that macaroni and cheese is not supposed to be watery, or SWEET.

It is time to rethink my Friday night cuisine options.

And now, for no particular reason, here are some of my favorite music videos of all time. Remember videos? MTV used to show them. I've even heard wild stories that the channel was created solely to showcase these fantastical fusions of sound and vision!





Yay!

A few days ago my good friend Sean challenged me to a game of Navia Dratp, which is basically an insane chess variant for dorks who enjoy anime cuteness. It lasted for about a year or two, and then went to that great big games graveyard in the sky. I'm fairly sure we're the only two who even know of its existence, let alone play...
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I was just attacked by a radioactive platypus. It was bad because I didn't realize that the male platypus had venomous spurs. It was good because now the irradiated venom in my veins has given me superpowers! I've grown a mighty duck bill that allows me to find food, even in the silt! Thankfully the bill also shoots concussive blasts of energy and grants me...
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Okay, no more lists. There's a New Year's resolution for ya, and conveniently it allows me to avoid making further resolutions since that would be making a list.

And now, on with 2010.

This is a list of random things that I'm tired of and pissed off at. Let's hope there's less of them in 2010.

Musicians tapping into nautical themes.
Nautical star tattoos.
FUCKING ZOMBIES.
Comic colorists with no sense of continuity or historical accuracy.
Adaptation.
Pointless memes that linger.
FUCKING VAMPIRES.
Auto-tune. For any reason. Ever.
First-person shooters.
Sweatpants(or any other garment, for that matter) with...
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