raaryawi

I've got the flu, I'm gonna go smeeze on people just to be sadistic, or maybe I'll just play mini golf.
We had the most ridiculous holloween party, people requested me too play 'funk' music because the music wasn't to their taste, they regretted that... my carpet is black and the house smells like frankfurters, my girlfriend kissed some swedish guy the other day, what a lame ass hoe (or however you spell it), he could have at least been macedonian or eygptian or something special. Pretty, vacuous swedish people, I'd rather put my cock in the stone they couldn't get the sword out of.
People are so fickle, one minute happy the next minute insane, one minute your the lord of the labia next minute you suck cocks in hell; lets go horse riding set fire to four wheel drive vehicles and drink white spirit till our eyes bleed...