THE FOOD OF THE GODS
You know what I speak of.
It has many names. Malt-o-Meal, Cream of Wheat, Safeway Quick Hot Wheat Cereal. They are all the same.
I am not man enough for four servings.
The box gives instructions for one serving, two servings, and four servings.
One is not enough. A mere mote at the bottom of my bowl! Two is not quite there.. And four is way too fucking much. So why don't they give me the instructions for three?
Because I am not man enough. I do not possess the courage, and the wisdom. I make up for my lack of skills with a heaping pile of brown sugar, with some margarine and milk.
And it's so quick!
LIKE QUICKSILVER! Poisons the skin!
I am going insane!
You know what I speak of.
It has many names. Malt-o-Meal, Cream of Wheat, Safeway Quick Hot Wheat Cereal. They are all the same.
I am not man enough for four servings.
The box gives instructions for one serving, two servings, and four servings.
One is not enough. A mere mote at the bottom of my bowl! Two is not quite there.. And four is way too fucking much. So why don't they give me the instructions for three?
Because I am not man enough. I do not possess the courage, and the wisdom. I make up for my lack of skills with a heaping pile of brown sugar, with some margarine and milk.
And it's so quick!
LIKE QUICKSILVER! Poisons the skin!
I am going insane!
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tessabbie:
everlasting life? whats in it?
hypnogogic:
ahhh, golden showers 