Before I write the blog that has to do with this one's question, I felt like composing my own little girlfriend application survey, as inspired by Elipsis. So if you don't like it, blame her.
Only single ladies may apply.
Unless your relationship/marriage is slowly crumbling from within OR is... Read More
The Official Suicide Girls Approved Girlfriend Application
Name: pam
Age: 24
Location: dallas, tx
Shoe Size: 10
Bra Size: 38d
What are your hobbies? movies, gaming, reading
Have any skills? Guys won't date girls if they don't have any skills... can play several instruments, speak german, and im bendy.
Can you cook a steak? probably. im more of a chicken person tho, never tried.
Do you like sports? Play any? LOVE sports specifically college football and baseball, i played softball
Favorite movie genre(s): any and all. period films, horror, comedy, sci fi, action, porn, all.
Do you practice your Kegels daily, occasionally or weekly? dont need to!
How are your driving skills? Be accurate, or I will ask others... i have driving tourettes. i scream at other cars while i drive to get the fuck out of my way. i speed. alot.
How much of a boozehound are you? social boozepuppy
If you wrote that you don't drink much or not at all... just how do you loosen up? kickin back with friends and watching movies
Who's your usual 'type'? charming assholes regardless of appearance OR sexy nerds
What do you believe is your best physical feature? my booty!
Now, now. Let's not forget about your personality! What's one of your VICES? cursing, if you consider it to be a vice.
How many dates until I can get underneath your skirt? i dont have dating rules, i play everything by ear and chemistry. no 3 date rules, meh.
If you wrote "you're a pig", don't you judge me. However, if you wrote "zero" you're a dirty tramp... is there anything you won't do? i didn't write either of those responses and yes there are a few things i wont do... but theyre out on the fringe of freakdom.
Can I shoot you (with a camera)?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is penis size? hmm... about a 6? really depends on technique.
...If you select a number below 5, I'm marrying you immediately...
What is one typically male personality trait that you absolutely despise? stupidity
Lay it on me: Give me one fact about yourself I don't know yet. im adopted
Are you more on the side of structure or spontaneity? spontaneity
How do you envision the perfect date? hanging out at a venue that not only allows conversation but hopefully inspires it... take that how you will
Say it's my birthday. How would we celebrate it? Yeah, yeah sex is nice, but let's try to be creative! well, to answer that i'd need to know some of your favorites b/c its your day and about yooou
Finally... Why should I select you? ... b/c im awesome.
- The Sexaholics group makes me sad. I want to leave the group because I don't have anything to contribute. However, I wanna stick around to know just how nasty the people I associate with are. heh
-porn: okay, skip the butt stuff and skip the facials. the other stuff could be good. i guess it's really more of a tool (heh ... tool) for the ladies than the fellas.
-Lisa friggin Ling? like from Channel One? please tell me you remember Channel One in HS. i just don't know about those last two. Michelle Kwan? i mean, how far away are you from throwing Yamaguchi up on that list?
-funny how you mention the funny story. i acquired my massively non-asian fro in about the 4th grade as well. i went to the Philippines and got a perm and my hair has been curly ever since. not as dramatic as your story, but life changing ... oh yes. i didn't discover hair product until about the 10th grade. so yah. middle school was rough.
UPDATE: I had sex. NOT! God, you people are soooo gullible...
I don't know why I find it funny, but there sure have been a good amount of "I'm so horny it hurts" or "I banged this guy/girl" blogs being posted by friends lately.
Is it THAT necessary for one's existence?
Not to be boastful, I'm a six foot tall... Read More
I come for the T&A, I stay for the conversation.
But I could sometimes do without knowing about peoples every sexual thought, desire, past experimentation and experience. Hey, it's their blog and they can get all Hustler Letter of the Month if they want, by all means, but..... what is my point again?........
A good friend of mine visited from Detroit last week, and she brought along her kid. What a pair those two are, I swear. Most of the time, I thought "Wow, I wouldn't mind having a kid someday." Although some times I thought "Holy friggamoley, where'd the drama llama come from?!" Overall, it was a great time for the three... Read More
It's been roughly two years since I've cracked open this time capsule that is my first Photobucket account. Forgot the password long ago, yet I tried again this morning and PB allowed me to change the info. So yeah... here you go. Some of the shit I used to create back in the day for friends (and my own amusement).
HAPPY HUMP DAY, YA'LL! *the following story may be a work of fiction...
Today I got out of bed to do my new morning rituals (i.e. exercising and whatnot) and got a phone call from my pal Missy. It started with some small talk... then we covered tv shows... it was a simple "how you doing" call. However, I had to... Read More
EDIT: My favorite line from Pineapple Express... "It's like, if you took that Blue Oyster shit I gave you last week, and then that crazy African Kush I had that one time.. and they had a baby. And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light shit I had and that Red shit I had made a baby... And by some crazy miracle, those two babies got... Read More
Is it THAT necessary for one's existence?
HAPPY HUMP DAY, YA'LL! 
The Official Suicide Girls Approved Girlfriend Application
Name: pam
Age: 24
Location: dallas, tx
Shoe Size: 10
Bra Size: 38d
What are your hobbies? movies, gaming, reading
Have any skills? Guys won't date girls if they don't have any skills... can play several instruments, speak german, and im bendy.
Can you cook a steak? probably. im more of a chicken person tho, never tried.
Do you like sports? Play any? LOVE sports specifically college football and baseball, i played softball
Favorite movie genre(s): any and all. period films, horror, comedy, sci fi, action, porn, all.
Do you practice your Kegels daily, occasionally or weekly? dont need to!
How are your driving skills? Be accurate, or I will ask others... i have driving tourettes. i scream at other cars while i drive to get the fuck out of my way. i speed. alot.
How much of a boozehound are you? social boozepuppy
If you wrote that you don't drink much or not at all... just how do you loosen up? kickin back with friends and watching movies
Who's your usual 'type'? charming assholes regardless of appearance OR sexy nerds
What do you believe is your best physical feature? my booty!
Now, now. Let's not forget about your personality! What's one of your VICES? cursing, if you consider it to be a vice.
How many dates until I can get underneath your skirt? i dont have dating rules, i play everything by ear and chemistry. no 3 date rules, meh.
If you wrote "you're a pig", don't you judge me. However, if you wrote "zero" you're a dirty tramp... is there anything you won't do? i didn't write either of those responses and yes there are a few things i wont do... but theyre out on the fringe of freakdom.
Can I shoot you (with a camera)?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is penis size? hmm... about a 6? really depends on technique.
...If you select a number below 5, I'm marrying you immediately...
What is one typically male personality trait that you absolutely despise? stupidity
Lay it on me: Give me one fact about yourself I don't know yet. im adopted
Are you more on the side of structure or spontaneity? spontaneity
How do you envision the perfect date? hanging out at a venue that not only allows conversation but hopefully inspires it... take that how you will
Say it's my birthday. How would we celebrate it? Yeah, yeah sex is nice, but let's try to be creative! well, to answer that i'd need to know some of your favorites b/c its your day and about yooou
Finally... Why should I select you? ... b/c im awesome.