Sup, peoples.
Yes. This is my usual pre-sleep look. One thing I've learned in the past year while growing my hair is that shit can get tangled like a muhfuckah in the middle of a good sleep.
Here we are... halftime, 2013. Also known as my birth month. I still can't wrap my head around turning 31. I don't feel old, which is good. Certainly don't look my age (once I shave). However it's a bit discouraging and surreal to notice most of my long-time friends and acquaintances are either in long term relationships, married/engaged or, most traumatizing of all, having children. I remember these folks from 5, 10 years ago... WHY ARE THEY HAVING KIDS? ARE THEY QUALIFIED???
One thing I know I haven't been great at is being social. I've gotten progressively worse the last three years when it comes to hanging out with what few local friends that keep up with me. Yes, work has gotten in the way but I also haven't made a real effort to get out there. Mainly because it feels like when I do, it's the same thing every time. Drinking is fun, all-night partying has its moments but I'm not a man who needs that form of decompression every weekend.
Anyway, as a birthday gift to myself, I made a promise that I would be more active with friends starting the first of the month. I actually began a day early and spent some time admiring art with Moxi and Barbary. To be honest, our observations were more about how many phallic shapes were present in each exhibit.
A tower of brains, in the same room as a torso bag with chest hair; adjacent to a room full of abstract art that looked like it was made during a bukkake session. Naturally after all that perverted pontificating, we had to drink our share of libido-enhancing tea afterward.
Hey. That's what they claimed it did in the menu.
Makes sense to me!
Given the fine company and the complete absence of stress, for the first time in a very long time, I've a good feeling about June.
THINGS I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
Yes. This is my usual pre-sleep look. One thing I've learned in the past year while growing my hair is that shit can get tangled like a muhfuckah in the middle of a good sleep.
Here we are... halftime, 2013. Also known as my birth month. I still can't wrap my head around turning 31. I don't feel old, which is good. Certainly don't look my age (once I shave). However it's a bit discouraging and surreal to notice most of my long-time friends and acquaintances are either in long term relationships, married/engaged or, most traumatizing of all, having children. I remember these folks from 5, 10 years ago... WHY ARE THEY HAVING KIDS? ARE THEY QUALIFIED???
One thing I know I haven't been great at is being social. I've gotten progressively worse the last three years when it comes to hanging out with what few local friends that keep up with me. Yes, work has gotten in the way but I also haven't made a real effort to get out there. Mainly because it feels like when I do, it's the same thing every time. Drinking is fun, all-night partying has its moments but I'm not a man who needs that form of decompression every weekend.
Anyway, as a birthday gift to myself, I made a promise that I would be more active with friends starting the first of the month. I actually began a day early and spent some time admiring art with Moxi and Barbary. To be honest, our observations were more about how many phallic shapes were present in each exhibit.
A tower of brains, in the same room as a torso bag with chest hair; adjacent to a room full of abstract art that looked like it was made during a bukkake session. Naturally after all that perverted pontificating, we had to drink our share of libido-enhancing tea afterward.
Hey. That's what they claimed it did in the menu.
Makes sense to me!
Given the fine company and the complete absence of stress, for the first time in a very long time, I've a good feeling about June.
THINGS I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
- 25 or 35 lbs dumbbells. Who doesn't like a gun show?
- One or two Sigma lenses.
- More adventures.
- Peace and good will towards men.
- Booty.*
*optional, yet encouraged
YOU SHOULD PERV ON THESE WOMEN
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itsy:
Define "booty"... Because I got you pirate.'s treasure.
itsy:
that's a lot of booty.