Seriously now. It's been on my mind a lot since the start of the year. I don't have the money (yet) but when I'm on a boat, it's one of the few occasions that I feel completely at peace. The wind in your sails and your troubles far behind. Landlocked. Stress lifted. It should be understandable why I'd want a vessel to call my own. However, if you've been keeping up dear reader, I've other relatively expensive purchases on my mind.

Oh yeah. I ordered this:


*click the image to learn more, if you like*

My first non-Nikon camera in over a decade. I was compelled after reading its specs and testing it out. It's a pretty nice piece of technology encased in one of the most ergonomically pleasing camera bodies I've wrapped hands around. Thankfully I didn't pay suggested retail value PLUS ordered an additional lens.

Who's gonna be my first camerawhore?



Raise your hand if you like being sick! ... No?

After last week, I hope that's all the germs I'll contract all summer because they knocked my halfrican ass out. One other question: when you're under the weather, do any of you ever get hornier than usual? What the fuck is that shit all about? Here I am feeling my absolute worst (and most definitely looking uglier than normal) and parts of my body are jonesin' to socialize with some vagina.

When I'm healthy... I act like a Vulcan.
Y U NO PERFORM CORRECTLY, BODY?



MINOR PLOT POINTS

• Rejected by the CERN folk.


• Weighing my options with new creative endeavors.


• Definitely have it in mind to visit South America early next year.


• Still seeking out a 'friend'.


• May shoot ONE set here. Depends on a number of factors.


• Sex toys are weird.


• Drawing AND writing again. Thanks to some friends, and Steven T. Seagle.


• Yep. Still horny.

Time to sleep away what remains of this stupid bug.
Buona notte, signore e signori.