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Seeing as many people claim that I'm the Most Difficult Man to Shop For, my bestest pal TigerAngel forced me to create an Amazon Wishlist. Of course, I never expect anyone to buy me anything, since y'know, I'm a dude. Call me old-fashioned (and sexist) but wishlists are a 'girl thing'! Unless you're my wife/girlfriend/baby momma/Secret Santa/stalker, I don't expect much from anyone and I'm comfortable with that. ...should I be? I'm unsure. Anyways, there's my stupid list.

Meanwhile, I'm still chugging along in sending out holiday cards. If you'd like one at the very last minute, message me your mailing address by Saturday. Also, to Serial. You're a good friend for an obsenely tall salacious rumpot alleycat! Thanks.

So why have I been dragging my feet through December? Allow me to explain...

Warning: this section of the blog contains graphic words that could potentially manifest unsightly visuals in your frontal lobe. So ... Have any of you ever been so sick that if you let out the smallest cough or laugh, the probability of puking and shitting on oneself simultaneously is extremely high? Yeah. THAT. Since Sunday. Funnn...


*courtesy of Tim & Eric*

No worries, I'm pretty much back to my normal self again. Why, WHY DID I HAVE TO GET SICK DURING THE HOLIDAYS?! I have stuff to do! Last-minute gift shopping and boozing and Tron: Legacy midnight screenings and whatnot! ugh.

Monday morning I had to man up and present a number of prints to a gallery in the City. In the hopes of being part of a potential months-long workshop/showing beginning in January. I didn't feel confident with my work and I don't expect to be accepted (email/call comes on the 22nd). They appeared to like me, however. We'll see. An artist is always most critical about their own work, yet seriously... if I don't like what I draw or photograph, I literally burn it in a wastebasket. That explains why you haven't seen any uploads of my work lately.

BLEH!

I hope to be in a better state of mind after the holidays. There are a few upcoming events and persons arriving that could certainly inspire me. You'll definitely see the results on this site later. ...or on Flickr. Whichever.

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox/ Wearing nothing but their socks/Is all I really want for Christmas this year