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Wednesday Dec 01, 2010

Dec 1, 2010
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Who's ready for the holidays???



December already. Fuck me sideways with an unshucked corncob, time flew. I shall be sending out holiday cards soon, so if anyone would like one (with a personalized message ...annnnd maybe a quick sketch!) message me your address! I promise it'll be PG-rated. By the way, THANKS RYDELL!
I totally got glitter everywhere. haha biggrin

About two weeks ago, this question was asked on the almighty Twitter:


Personally, I consider this a very dangerous pregunta. First off, it's a good way to weed out the creeps who would likely write "Forget about a date, I'd take ____ home!" or "I want to give her 'dessert' if you know what I'm saying and I think you do..." or whatever. Secondly, I could see any SGs following Suicidegirls not selected that day feeling self-conscious. I, on the other hand, was wondering far too long who the hell I'd choose and what the fuck we'd do.
Since I'm a greedy bastard, I'll play along with my faves!

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Easy. We'd go to either In N Out to get a grilled cheese or Del Taco for bean tacos (dang vegetarians) then sneak them into Disneyland. Surprisingly, we haven't done that yet.

We'd head to Edo Wonderland and partake in some archery, shuriken throwing and geisha training (for Brit, not me). Then maybe we'll go to a fancy restaurant inspired by Silent Hill and Alcatraz and get our sushi on. Finally, I'll return her to her boyfriend.

Anywhere wine is made. OH, I KID! I'd take her to the prestigious universities of either Nietzsche (Germany) or Descartes (France), then of course we'd eat amazing food in whichever country she chose to visit. Or we'd go to Fenway for Sox/Yankees. Whatever. confused smile She'd hate me the entire time.

hmm... I know she wants to go to New Zealand. Then again, I think I could convince her to go on a tour through Nikon headquarters. Free D3X's please (trust me Mox... WAY better than a D3s)! Seeing as she liked it before, hockey. Afterward, Gwar!

HUNTING! With 30 ought 6s or Model 94s and highly fashionable hunting gear. Likely some hot pink plaid or camo for her. She is a girl after all. Maybe... juuuuuuust maybe... I'd finally convince her to go further west than Minnesota. We have enchilada salads over here as well! geez.

I don't know why, but I immediately thought of karaoke and tacos? Yet only after seeing some crazy local bands in a small sweaty venue. Somehow The Sims would be fit into these plans, I just know it!

Two words: CAMPING TRIP. Should be interesting as nature and I never really got along so well. It's nothing some dried and rolled illicit material couldn't fix! shocked I also envision us drinking coffee way too late at night and getting into some manner of trouble.

It wouldn't be a date so much as her dragging my ass around town to find the best deals for yarn and art supplies. haha Not to mention me turning more into a chaperone/bodyguard later in the night once she gets a bit of the ol' drink in her. Not that she gets as wild as her hair, oh nooo...

I know it wouldn't involve Slim Jims and Nutella. Kids these days and their culinary decisions. This "date" may remain indoors with an all-day Tarantino marathon. In the meantime, she can bake me a pie. What? Women who know their way around the kitchen are national treasures. miao!!

Simple. We'd go dancing. Mainly because I don't believe she has the moves. tongue Yes, this means I'd eventually play 'Footloose' to see some of those old-school moves. If there's one playing, possibly seeing an extremely predictable and overall terrible horror movie at the theatre.


RANDOM INTERNET BULLSHIT

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fyi, if I ever snag myself a hot-ass girlfriend (who may or may not be a extroverted quasi-narcissistic model), she'd likely dress like this once or eleven times during the span of our relationship.



oink love bok homina homina.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE
Today is World AIDS Day. Keep in mind that HIV/AIDS can't be an out-of-sight-out-of-mind issue. People continue to risk themselves. People continue to die. Keep yourselves protected and mindful when in any situation. Your health shouldn't be compromised for 5, 10 minutes of mediocre sex. C'mon now, let's be honest. You ain't hitting it on all cylinders every goddamn time... Anyways, stay protected and don't be afraid to get tested.

Bellica's back with another review! This time, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You must watch. You will watch. It is good. So there.


This blog is win.

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VIEW 25 of 49 COMMENTS
desdmonia:
wtf leto is classic. i can only think of him as he was in requiem for a dream though. watch it, the imagery is amazing.
Dec 16, 2010
luana:
and what might that be my friend? now youve got me curious...and yeah it was totally north tahoe. 5 min from heavenly.
Dec 17, 2010

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