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Hello, friends.
Life's been... interesting lately, to write the least.

Uno: I finally got HD! That's cool. I know Bellica hates hearing/reading about this already. I'm sorry mami, but you haven't lived until you've watched Sportscenter in high definition SO advanced, you could see a bead of sweat dangling precariously on the end of a tight curl on Paul Pierce's afro as he shoots a 'J'. Celtics in 5. Make it happen, Cthulhu.



Dos: Since the move I've been more outdoors than indoors. That's typically a good thing, I suppose. Spent some time with Leib_ and iampeeder recently on what I now call the Most Fun Yet Crappy Night of my Life. ...cameos by MrCrisp and Elipsis... Anyways, summertime should be, like *counts fingers* ...two ...three ...SIX TIMES better than it is now!

Tres: For a brief moment, I thought of starting a Twitter/Facebook campaign to have Ricky Gervais share his birthday with me, since we're born on the same day. Y'know, like that Make This Pickle More Popular Than Nickleback bullshit. Bonus points if Bowie made an appearance to berate us lyrically about our husky forms. Speaking of fat men getting older together...

Three Things You Have to Know About Rex

• I'm allergic to tuna.
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• SPOILERS! (Click to view)



• My birthday is this month. *groan*

I was thinking of going the traditional route for this site and create an Amazon wish list then I thought "I don't have tits... nor a vagina. This will not work." Not that I keep a mental inventory of everyday things I want. However, I'm sure if you all chip in, you can make me a happy man-child and present me with the one thing I want most of all: a Hasselblad H3DII-39 with a 55mm and 80mm Zeiss lenses and CF-MS digital back. It'd only put you back about ohh, $62,000 tops.



Quality ain't cheap, folks.

RANDOM INTERNET BULLSHIT

So yeah. That's it. Now fuck off.


p.s. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS R. KELLY (featuring Tyrese, Robin Thicke and The Dream (whoever the fuck that is))?

I'm not talking about the lyrics - which are atrocious - but the autotuning. Knock that shit off!
Seriously. For fuck's sake. God. Man. bleh! pfft! pssh!

...
OK, now I wanna make babies.




Oh yeah. Totally want one of those.
(sticking to giving out throat babies)