I could be doing that all day. If I had the means (i.e. woman).
It's getting so bad, I don't even need x-ray glasses to see what women look like under their clothes.
I was on BART earlier and this one chick was on her bike and I couldn't help but stare.
ferserrrious, yo.
Pisses me the fuck off, really. Many of you know that I'm a rather ...pious fellow. Reluctantly, for the most part. Seeing as I subdue that aspect of my personality, every now and then the libido kicks down the door and fucks up the well-kept home that is my pre-frontal cortex. Y'know. Feet on the coffee table, not using a single coaster and whatnot.
It sucks. BAD.
What's a brother to do? NO, I WON'T WHACK IT. That's boring.Unless I'm really really really reeeeeally inspired.
WARNING. KINDA SORTA GRAPHIC PHOTO AHEAD.
*do not open this if you hate porn* (some of you do)
That guy has too much time on his hands.
SCI FI PROM
Once again, lil_tuffy is theme'in it up for May. Naturally, the ol' brain has been racking up all the possible costumes for that night. Some of the more notable ideas are...
...I've more but they would likely be done by others. In fact, this Prom will likely have multiple Leeloos or Doctors or Marty McFlys or whatever. So it'll be tough to fashion something unique this go around. What to be, what to be.
YGBFKM (Ya Gotta Be Fuckin' Kiddin' Me) News
Motherfucking cybernetic contact lenses. Why wasn't I told about this venture sooner?! My only question is would they correct my nearsightedness or should I proceed with the lazik and then get a pair to see life in the eyes of Geordi LaForge? Slowly but surely, I'd be turning more Black and cool.
