I believe I'm either blessed by God or suddenly became cop-proof. Somehow I became lost in Oakland trying to get Leib_ on her way home and we had a minor panic attack. Mainly her... imagine trying to drive while you have a screaming jew in your ear. "10:12, 10:12!!! If I miss it I am going to be FUCKED. uggggggggggggggh!"
I managed to run into half the black-and-whites on patrol last night it seemed and I'm surprised none of them pulled me over. I was going 15, 20 mph over the residental speed limit, on the phone trying to get directions while sandwiched between patrols and certainly not doing legal maneuvers in intersections AS COPS WERE PRESENT. But no... nothing. All those violations would have costed me over a grand in fines (yes, I looked it up). I'm not going to test my luck again anytime soon.
They'd cuff me eventually.
I want vegan food. not vegan cheese though. I like real cheese.
yep, deep thoughts.
that vagmouth lady has no teeth. or hides them very well.