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Thursday Jan 28, 2010

Jan 28, 2010
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Yesterday, I learned I shouldn't have sex or I will have a heart attack and die.



Not that I checked up with my doctor, or discovered troubling news about my health. Thanks to SPIKE TV and it's reputable programming, I learned that it's been so long since I gave my "gear" a "test drive", the chances of my heart failing on me have gone up significantly. surreal What's a halfrican to do? I know I should work on my cardio but c'mon now. C'monnnnn. I'd be surrounded by women wearing skin-tight get ups and legwarmers, with the jumping around and the bending over and whatnot.



*sigh*

skull Fuck it. I'll get some nitro caps and eat a buttload of blueberries, pineapple and celery* and take my chances. ROLL OF THE DICE!

Speaking of sex, it appears Jesus is a member here and wants to make sticky with Callioppe AND five of her friends. One learns something new every day.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


mad Mary Magdalene is gonna be PISSED when she finds out.
Been here nearly two years and I still can't believe how brazen people get in here.

I COULD WATCH THIS SHIT ALL DAY (if they made enough clips to watch 24-7)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)





...and of course, the ULTIMATE.



LA IS THIS WEEKEND It should be fun! I really want to go to Pink's... I haven't been there since forever (i.e. 10 - 12 years), yet I recall having a super tasty dog after all this time. Baby Blue's, as well. I think it's very apparent that I'm a fucking foodie. blush

Planning on getting this sometime in the next two months... Karma be helpful. Do I really need a camera that has an ISO max of 12,800??? Not really. The noise at that level must be atrocious, but goddamn! I salivate at the prospect of that body in my hands. Hasselblad remains the numero uno goal but that'll have to wait another year (or more).

Unless I work for them, which I could. Dun dun dunnnnnnn! shocked



It's been a long, boring day.






* The pervs know what I'm writing about, oh yes.

VIEW 25 of 33 COMMENTS
milosweet:
haha!! hella homo
Feb 3, 2010
milosweet:
See... Then clearly i know homo when i see homo.... HOMO =)
Feb 3, 2010

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