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Like Shaq is telekinetically controlling my bodily functions.

In the last week, I've...

• Visited Chicago (briefly... sorry for missing you, SpidersAndArrows and Tesla_)


• Visited Detroit (even more briefly, but enough time to get drunk with MILFs/Cougars)


• Ate more White Castle than I should have without any ill effects. Amazing.


• Became an Uncle. Not a bona fide one, but I now have kids in the D.


• Hit a snag in the house hunting front. Yet I almost immediately received more options on the table after the disappointment.


• Have it in my head to visit LA in the near future.


• Also acquired strange, romantical feelings. Of ALL the times for this to happen...

I also saw a centaur.


But that's not so surprising in the Midwest.