My Favorite Things - Outkast
'Tis true. If you didn't catch the announcement yesterday, I am indeed planning to move out of CA.
I like how some of the folks I told reacted like I told them I had brain cancer. Imagine if I did tell them I had brain cancer... they would spontaneous combust on the spot. Ease off the emotions, folks. It's a move, not a life-altering event. Well... this could categorized as such. It's different from the previous 26 migrations because this time I'll be buying rather than renting.
I know. "WHAT?!" was your first thought. "Where the fuck did he get money to buy anything let alone some fucking place?!" was likely the second. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, PUTAS. I don't have to blog about every single aspect of my life. shit.
...drug money.
'Tis true. If you didn't catch the announcement yesterday, I am indeed planning to move out of CA.
I like how some of the folks I told reacted like I told them I had brain cancer. Imagine if I did tell them I had brain cancer... they would spontaneous combust on the spot. Ease off the emotions, folks. It's a move, not a life-altering event. Well... this could categorized as such. It's different from the previous 26 migrations because this time I'll be buying rather than renting.
I know. "WHAT?!" was your first thought. "Where the fuck did he get money to buy anything let alone some fucking place?!" was likely the second. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, PUTAS. I don't have to blog about every single aspect of my life. shit.
...drug money.
ANYWAYS! That's all for now really. I don't have time for much else in my life at the moment. I'll likely head over to the new digs later next week to check it out. Who knows? Maybe you'll get some pics of the possible future Chez Rex.
IF you behave!
p.s.
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leib_:
that's not funny.
leib_:
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