So it finally happened.
Radiohead - House of Cards
The hotly anticipated bout between a REAL Rex and one who thought she'd be cool if named Rex (with an extra 'x'). After months of building up this clash of titanic egos... in the end, it turned out to be a draw. What a gyp!
Before I get all wordy, hurr is the link to the album I made of our adventures in the City. For some reason Rexx kept calling me "Charlie". 20 Nerd Points if you know the reference...
Like I usually do when pals are visiting SF and have no idea where they are, I approach either stealthily from behind (hey ohhh!) or casually in front of them as they're distracted by their phone. I chose the latter this time and no... I couldn't freak her out. Damn. All those hours of riding on Greyhound must have hardened her up. Rexx 1, Rex 0
We pretty much speedwalked our way into the mall because she was starving and I fed her... Rex 1, Rexx 1. Then I introduced her ass to gelato. HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD GELATO AT SUCH AN ADVANCED AGE?! Rex 2, Rexx 1 ...and then we chilled for a bit in the court behind Metreon, as she was charging her phone in an outlet next to a bench. That's when Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite walked up to my doe-eyed companion and said "heeeeeeeey. noooooooo." Which translates to "Hello, miss. I'm sorry but you can't use the outlet." "Why is it out here then?" Rexx asked, rather logically. Pedro's retort? "Eets naught for you, eets for da Ceetee!" Then Mr. Power Nazi strolled away, his back arched a bit more further like he won a battle of the wills. Naturally, we made fun of that incident the rest of the day... Rex 3, Rexx 2.
After that, it was all a blur. Checking out the Golden Gate Bridge and testing its suicide fence... Slowly driving by the Palace of Fine Arts and nearly dying on Lombard St... Going down on Lombard St (pun not intended)... Coit Tower... Chinatown... Haight... City Hall... Chinatown again... Coffee Break... Fisherman's Wharf for some spumoni (another new thing for her!)... Musee Mechanique. Let me stop you there for a moment. We had too much fun in there. Honestly, she had more fun than I. Thanks to the Magic Chair
Radiohead - House of Cards
The hotly anticipated bout between a REAL Rex and one who thought she'd be cool if named Rex (with an extra 'x'). After months of building up this clash of titanic egos... in the end, it turned out to be a draw. What a gyp!
Before I get all wordy, hurr is the link to the album I made of our adventures in the City. For some reason Rexx kept calling me "Charlie". 20 Nerd Points if you know the reference...
Like I usually do when pals are visiting SF and have no idea where they are, I approach either stealthily from behind (hey ohhh!) or casually in front of them as they're distracted by their phone. I chose the latter this time and no... I couldn't freak her out. Damn. All those hours of riding on Greyhound must have hardened her up. Rexx 1, Rex 0
We pretty much speedwalked our way into the mall because she was starving and I fed her... Rex 1, Rexx 1. Then I introduced her ass to gelato. HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD GELATO AT SUCH AN ADVANCED AGE?! Rex 2, Rexx 1 ...and then we chilled for a bit in the court behind Metreon, as she was charging her phone in an outlet next to a bench. That's when Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite walked up to my doe-eyed companion and said "heeeeeeeey. noooooooo." Which translates to "Hello, miss. I'm sorry but you can't use the outlet." "Why is it out here then?" Rexx asked, rather logically. Pedro's retort? "Eets naught for you, eets for da Ceetee!" Then Mr. Power Nazi strolled away, his back arched a bit more further like he won a battle of the wills. Naturally, we made fun of that incident the rest of the day... Rex 3, Rexx 2.
After that, it was all a blur. Checking out the Golden Gate Bridge and testing its suicide fence... Slowly driving by the Palace of Fine Arts and nearly dying on Lombard St... Going down on Lombard St (pun not intended)... Coit Tower... Chinatown... Haight... City Hall... Chinatown again... Coffee Break... Fisherman's Wharf for some spumoni (another new thing for her!)... Musee Mechanique. Let me stop you there for a moment. We had too much fun in there. Honestly, she had more fun than I. Thanks to the Magic Chair
After that, we finally went to the place she's been waiting to check out for days: Sam Wo. It's just how Conan O' Brien described it! 
Yet the food was still excellent. Scary good, since the place looked like it was held together only by a couple rusty nails and some scotch tape. By the time we finished eating, we really didn't care about the final score. We were simply tired as fuck. LOL
Overall, it was a great time for both of us (I assume). I can't believe I remained so entertaining for that long. Maybe I'm not as boring as I thought. That could be my ego growing, however.
Of course whenever she gets back home, they'll be more photos to check out.
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silvercharmer:
LmAo. I guess not.
akila:
yeah i guess in summer im going to be complaining about how hot it is. but thats just how it goes. but i do like summer nights.