This may be the most random blog I've written here EVER. Just letting you know in advance.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
April 1 will mark my first anniversary of SG membership. Yes, only a year. For many of you, I guess I penetrated your psyches so deeply you simply assumed I've been here longer. Anyways, the date is nigh approaching and I
canceled my account a couple months ago.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue throwing what is now really hard-earned cash to a site where I essentially can't have a more proactive influence, as some of you may remember that blog.
However, since getting to know many of you fine folk - SG and members alike - a bit better, I'll likely stick around.
Yet I still don't want to waste my time. I'll try my hand at writing some silly news articles after the 1st passes... still don't know about the photography part. Other opportunities in the real world have started to heat up, so that's on the back burner for now.
Seriously. 108?!
That's simply
incredible. In six days time. You DO know that... a) I'm a dude, and; b) I didn't show off my tits one bit. Granted,
Bob,
Annika, and
Jaylin comprised about a third of the comments, but they all count! Geez louise, people. Way to make a (half) brotha feel appreciated.
THIS JUST IN... because
Zupertelic and
Bellica are such trendsters, I had to fill out this survey too. But I removed some of the more retarded questions for content quality and time restrictions.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
________________________________________________________ Chapter 1
Who took your profile picture?
- Moi.
Exactly what are you wearing right now?
- Stuff that's most likely Nautica brand and probably some CK boxer briefs.
What is your current problem?
- MONEY.
What makes you most happy?
- A hot ass woman free of infection who will do whatever my filthy fucking mind comes up with.
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
- 'O Green World' Gorillaz
Nickname?
- Beefy, Pookie, Spike, Huang Pika, Sexy Rexy, Tex Rex, Rexamillion, T-Rex, Rexizzle, Sweetness, Brad Hammer, Robot, Cheetah, White Choc'lit, Neapolitan, TK, PJ, The King of Edison, Barry White, Jr.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2
Do you live with your parent(s)?
- Yes and no. My mom stays with me on occasion, when not hanging with my grams. Or trying to get all her stuff separated from my dad's.
Do you get along with your parent(s)?
- Half of them.
Are your parents chill?
- Mom, yes. Dad, no. He's fucking German. Do the math.
Do you have any siblings?
- Only kid. Poor me, I got everything.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3
Favorite...
...ice cream?
- Rocky Road
...season?
- Fall
...colour?
- Blue
...food?
- That's like asking me what kind of booze I like. The answer is EVERYTHING.
...drink?
- Any kind of cha.
...store?
- 99 Ranch, bitch! heh
...hero?
- ugh. So hard to choose only one. Right now, Daredevil.
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4
Do you...
...write on your hand?
- I ain't a heathen. I have a phone to write notes.
...call people back?
- On occasion. SHOCKER.
...believe in love?
- eh. Right now, I plead the fifth.
...sleep on a certain side of the bed?
- I usually start on the left but wake up on any which side. fyi, ladies.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5
Have you...
...kissed someone in the past 24 hours?
- Nein.
...had PHYSICAL therapy?
- Does beating my meat count?
...gotten surgery?
- Again, does beating my meat count?
...taken painkillers?
- No need, this time. A claw hammer will do.
...overdosed on pain killers?
- What am I, an emo high schooler?!
...been stung by a bee?
- More like I sting the bees.
...thrown up in a doctors office?
- No. But I threw up in a laundromat once. It was pure liquid and light purple in color. I swear I didn't eat or drink anything purple the night before.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6
Who/what was the last...
...thing you touched?
- Uh, this keyboard.
...thing you said?
- "Later, Crackah."
...person you hugged?
- The moms
...person you talked to on the phone?
- The Lohsl. She's having boyfriend difficulties. So of course Dr. Rex has to sort 'em out.
...last book you read?
-
...last time you talked to someone you liked?
- As in like as a friend/acquaintance, or LIKE like?
Friend: Yesterday. More Than Friend: 3,000,000,000 years ago.
________________________________________________________Chapter 7
Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked?
- Fuck if I can remember. I seldom shake hands, let alone kiss.
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?
- I took Zeus to the vet because he's crying every time he walks on his front right paw.
How many best friends do you have?
- Zero.
Does the thought of marriage scare you?
- No. However, I don't really believe in it anymore. No one ever truly remains committed except me.
What would you like to change about your life right now?
- Having more confidence in my abilities and my appearance.
Do you trust people easily?
- HA!
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to?
- Sardinia. Monte Carlo. Northern Japan. The Island from Lost...
How do you like your steak cooked?
- Medium Rare
Do you tell your parents everything?
- Almost everything.
Name one fear you have:
- Dying young and unaccomplished.
IN OTHER NEWS... Wondercon-inspired SG Cards (pt. Uno). 
I'm not sure... but I believe Xtine is either my soul mate, or related to me. You know how you sometimes meet a person in real life (or online, though more difficult it may be) and you simply "click"? Like you begin to complete each other's sentences and share the same wavelength and have way way WAY too much in common?
It's like that.
Minus the sexual tension. LOL Strange how that works. You aimlessly browse around an adult site one random day and come across (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!) a skinny Italian chick who you come to care for like a little sister in such short time. ...whose vagina you've seen.
Oh, Suicide Girls! You never cease to amuse me.
A brief review of Watchmen. *ahem*
- The opening credits were the tits.
- Laurie had tweener tits (not milk jugs yet not IBTs) but she fucked admirably.
- Dr. Manhattan had a choad. RLY???
- Rorschach made bitches out of a lot of people.
- Veidt was a prick.
- Still pissed about the big change.
I don't want to be redundant, as I'd agree with nearly everyone that the movie satisfied me immensely, for what I believe was an 87% faithful adaptation. p.s. the choad was CG... PROOF!
I guess that means the team of CG artists are size queens?
OH YEAH! I'll be heading to LA.
Don't know when, but soon. Don't know for how long.
Details pending.
Still... who wants to hang long and strong like Jon Osterman?
and wislists are for wishes. actually.
happy naked girl anniversary!