Stone Temple Pilots - Big Bang Baby
I thought my
first chapter of the previous blog would stir the pot the bit, but it really didn't. Funny. I think this blog may be a tad more controversial, however. See, what I did this time was take that silly-ass tag blog that's supposed to be 25 Things About Me and blahblahblah... well I flipped the script. This is
25 Things About YOU That I Have To Get Off My Chest. Without names, of course. Half the fun is finding out if you're a part of the group & which number is yours!
SPOILERS! (Click to view)1. For as long as we've known one another, I still don't really know you. Consider me intrigued.
2. We have so much in common and such a natural rapport, it's scary. But in a very good way. I miss you.
3. You try too hard. Calm down and be yourself before I move on.
4. If half the stuff we've texted came true, we'd be in some serious trouble. I'm almost afraid to collaborate! heh
5. I'm not sure why we've stopped talking. Probably because you let all the drama surrounding you get to your head.
6. Every time we chat, I feel ten feet tall. Ironic, don't you think?
7. It's been a long time since I've known someone who's gotten 99.8% of my pop culture references. Not to mention understands my snappy politico and science-influenced banter.
8. I liked you for a time but the feeling has passed.
9. The past year certainly tested the depths of your soul and you survived, my friend. We may not correspond much, but I'm definitely glad to know you. Much success to you in all your endeavors.
10. I genuinely hope 2009 is your breakout year. You sure as fuck deserve it.
11. You hold a special place in my heart mainly because of your deceptively pseudo-virginial attitude. LOL
12. I wish we were closer to one another. Oh, the good old fashioned caffeine-fueled fun we could have!
13. You've indirectly inspired me to take up yoga once again! So thanks for that.
14. Slow the eff down! I don't want your brain to implode via academia. Come back relatively intact.
15. If you weren't so concerned about the acts of others or how others perceive you... Jesus, the sky would be the limit for you.
16. I have a great desire to put my penis inside you. However, when you open your mouth/text/IM me, I get flaccid physically AND mentally. Such a shame.
17. I never want to tell you anything about myself because I'm certain you'll talk shit about me like you do with everyone else.
18. Beauty is only skin deep. Granted, you have nothing to worry about in that department, yet that's your problem. You have it better than you imagine.
19. You're wruhdiculiss (and I love it)!
20. Seriously... when are we getting married? I'm pretty sure you're the yin to my yang.
21. I appreciate your gregarious nature, for it is as bountiful as your tits!
22. You would be a decent person if your friggin' personality wouldn't rise and fall like a fucking roller coaster every other day.
23. Way way too young for my tastes. Otherwise, I would have given it a chance.
24. My sympathy was yours... at first. But all the whining is making me regret getting to know you.
25. Love yourself first, then love will come to you.
peace...
p.s. Here's the latest episode of the Conchords. One of their best episodes.
