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• When I got there, folks were already hours ahead of schedule in the booze department, so I had some catching up to do.


• I was the only one to bring a bday present. I think the girl's exes were a tad jealous.


• I was temporarily made someone's BOYFRIEND. ...but only to spite a guy at the party that I assumed liked her a while.


• Drunk bitches should stay seated and not dance. Nor take their shoes off in the club.


• When a group of drunk Indian engineers in a pizzeria start hitting on your female friends, just let it happen. It's quality entertainment.


• I think I was asked to be a date for someone's wedding in November. Let's see if that holds up in the land of sobriety.

I also drank a little AND brought my camera. However, most of the exposures were blurry (not shot by me) and most of the pics I'm in are on other people's cameras. bleh.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

There are more, but I don't want to put such damning evidence online just yet.
...i know there's one of me holding some older Mexican gentleman with a ponytail in a loving embrace...

Ay dios.