I'll try not to write about anything political or economical. But it'll be really really really really REALLY hard for me to do. ... ugh. OK, I gotta write this. 
ffffffffffffffFUCKING FUCKHEADS! YOU ASSHOLES!!! YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING GREEDY ASS COCKSUCKERS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FAMILIES! Wow. That felt good!
As for that "special project" I've been working on since the Girlfriend Application, here's a preview:
Oh yes.
I'm bringing back da MAGIC (of the gathering. in card form.)!
I know you were expecting something much more cooler, like Photoshopped pics of me with each one of my girlfriends (all who applied are... SORRY. Can't back out of it now! 
) or penis pics with your names scrawled along the length of my junk, but nope! We're going with cards.
In the meantime...
- The Hadron Collider hasn't sucked the world into a mini-black hole (yet).
- "Terrorists" have been detained in a Cologne airport.
- No one wants to have a fucking debate... until an hour ago.
- North Korea is up to some bullshit (as usual).
Keep yourselves updated people. The whole world is our home and we're all connected now. In a sense, I DON'T like how we're all dependent on one another. If one nation falls, it can cost dozens of others; in aid, the economy, military/technological leverage, unemployment or LIVES. That... doesn't seem healthy to me. 
Lastly, a question... What's the protocol for hitting on a chick with hopes of getting lucky during HER BIRTHDAY PARTY? haha What?! ...i needs me some.
and whats your 11?