"You gotta lick it before you stick it.
You gotta take that extra step before you kick it."
- Elanor Roosevelt
EDIT: I got bored earlier, so I composed an ADULT MAD LIB.
Check out the 1st spoiler and then read the 2nd. NO CHEATING!
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Adjective
Adjective
Your name
Device
Friend's name
Adjective
Occupation
Verb
Verb
Body part (plural)
Adjective
Adverb
Enclosed location (public)
Colorful explicative
Device
Article of clothing
An object
Verb (past tense)
Adverb
Adjective
An object
Number
Adjective
Color
Adjective
Adjective
Adjective to describe a skin condition
Adjective to describe a person's form
Your name
Any living being
Number
Verb (past tense)
Noun
Adjective
Verb (-ing)
Noun (plural)
Adjective
SPOILERS! (Click to view)It was a ____ and ____ afternoon, not the kind of weather ____ enjoyed. Couple this with the ____ out of service and ____ asking for space, it had all the making of a ____ weekend. The ____ was supposed to have arrived hours ago to ____ the connection. "Can they never be on time?" she thought. Nearly 2 in the afternoon with no plans in mind, there was enough time to ____ the _____ and then take a shower. The new ____ shower head was definitely her new best friend. After ____ undressing and stepping into the ____, the doorbell rang. "____" After turning off the ____ and quickly drying some bits, she threw on her ____. Her ____ was the latest splurge purchase, all satin and lace and very clingy. It makes her feel like a ____. She ____ to the door expecting some unmade schmuck of a man to be at the step, but this was not the case. This was quite possibly the single most ____ ____ example of hot ____ she had ever seen! He stood around ____ feet, two inches tall, had ____ hair, and the most amazing ____ eyes gifted to a ____ human. And those ____ eyes were currently taking in her ____ appearance as well. ____ had been told by many that she was not hard on the eyes and was above average height for a ___. Standing at ____ feet, she was either eye to eye with most men or looking down at them when she stood in heels. He cleared his throat, promptly breaking the spell, and she ____ back into reality. "I'm here to fix your ____." He said. "Of course come in." she replied, at least she thought he did. Her appearance and how she must look thundered through her brain. Her hair was ____ and the robe couldn't possibly be concealing her breasts' ____ well. Nor were her raging ____ calm while in the presence of this ____ man...
TO BE CONTINUED!
I want to thank you all for playing along with this blog. It certainly was entertaining! Not to mention it... *sniff* it made a brotha... feel LOVED... 
*bawls like a baby* ...yeah, whatever. Thanks for revealing your critical information such as bra size, driving skills and a projected limit to your sexual perversions.
"So who won?!" you may ask. Guess what? YOU ALL DID. This is all essential for a future project involving Photoshop, gameplay and millions upon millions of kilobytes. bwah-hahahaha!
You'll see (eventually). 
I think you'll like. Like a LOT.
IN OTHER NEWS: America's economy has officially turned to shit!
Reaction from the common citizen, struggling to survive. Reaction from the fat cats who milked the system and now have the US saving their sorry asses.
Song of the moment: Thom Yorke - Black Swan
In the past week, I believe five long-standing financial companies have either shut down or requested a bail out from the government. wtf! "Not technically a recession", my dick! 
We're in it now. No matter who wins the presidency, we (Americans, mostly) are in for a really rough ride the next DECADE. 
You can't restore our national budget overnight.
Meanwhile, Aussie women are sucking more cock and Chileans are fucking like there's no tomorrow.
Oh, no worries.
I've booked my vacations already. 
...although it would be WAY easier on my wallet if Canada and Mexico picked up the pace! sheesh.
